Who should I see?

Yssup Rider's Avatar
This is a gratuitous, self serving, jerkoffatory threat I believe I have earned. i've got to assemble a bucket list of sweet, sensitive and understanding young ladies to take care of the Rider before he is forced to the sideline for a number of weeks at least from major surgery.

I'm calling it my Fuckit List and am open to all experiences that lie within my limited abilities, budget and patience level. Unfortunately, it's becoming clear that the Rider will be due for another spinal tuneup in the next month or two. Brutal, painful, debilitating fact but a fact nontheless.

That will mean that I'll be out of Hobby action for a while, just as I was getting back into it. I'll have to get fixed and back before my Premium Access expires, and I told the neurosurgeon that. He's down! And promises I'll be submitting DATY reviews before July 4th. Last time he said six weeks and it was16 months.

So who might my brothers and sisters suggest I see to fill my short term bucket list? Ladies, y'all know me. And you know that this time, no mofo is coming near my spinal cord with a needle, catheter or long rubber cock! So it'll be all or nothing!

Between the deductible, the drugs and the recovery, I figure I've got six weeks to get my licks in. Damned sure want to make new friends and eat new people.

Gonna play a lot of music. Down a whisky or two and eat a lot of clams. Got one and two handled. Suggestions for three?

Call it the Fuckit List for Yssup! Kinda like Toys for Twats at Christmas!

Lay it on me... I've got the first round of MRIs next week!
PornPet69's Avatar
Well if your looking for somebody new then you might wanna give London a try.

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down....
Awhh poor Yssup, I will play with you hehe...

On a side note, I do wish you a speedy recovery and for it to be as painless as possible for you.
Do you think this person is real? Just happened to be scratching my head on that one when your topic came up. I don't think I've seen many bodies like that.

http://www.eccie.net/eccie_showcase....preview&g=3397
derek303's Avatar
Hey Rider, narrow it down. Age, body type, etc.... Sounds like you got a terrible back. Maybe with that your better off with a BBBJ specialist than a 19 year old spinner built for speed.
I'm still waiting
ztonk's Avatar
  • ztonk
  • 03-30-2011, 01:01 PM
Hey Rider, narrow it down. Age, body type, etc.... Sounds like you got a terrible back. Maybe with that your better off with a BBBJ specialist than a 19 year old spinner built for speed. Originally Posted by derek303
I'm with Derek... you need to give us some parameters. I see that you have a lot of FBSM reviews... you just looking for one of those, or are you in the mood for some PSE? If you really want to push some limits, I know a few ladies who would be happy to blindfold and restrain you and then have their way with you...


z
Yssup Rider's Avatar
First of all, Marley, you won't have to wait very long at all!

Second of all, I'm really more of a long and slow kinda guy -- can't do much else. I love taller, more athletic ladies, but for FBSM (with a hairy ending, of course), I love 'em all!

Third of all, I do have a to-do list and a couple of sessions booked. I plan on seeing my ATFs -- and they know who they are -- but was just chumming the water to see if anything new availed itself.

After thinking about this, this probably isn't a real good discussion topic -- I've been at a few rodeos and read a few reviews in my day, week and month. So probably a better idea to close this thread and I'll pursue my top 100 list BCD.

Thanks!
ztonk's Avatar
  • ztonk
  • 03-30-2011, 01:41 PM
Closing this thread at the OP's request.

ztonk
AustinModStaff