Joke - ECCIE Worldwide

There was a chicken farmer that only had hens, no roosters. So he went to town to purchase a rooster and paid top dollar for it. When he got back to his farm he told the rooster that he had a lot of work to do and he should pace himself. So the rooster went in the coup and fucked all the hens. He went to the pond and fucked the ducks. He climbed the telephone pole and fucked the crows. If it was on the farm, had feathers and was a female it got fucked!

The next morning the farmer woke up and saw his prized expensive rooster laying in the middle of his farm. Apparently dead, buzzards circling overhead. He ran out and stood over the rooster and told the rooster "I told you to pace yourself and take your time and be patient". The rooster looked up and said "That's what I was trying to do, but you ran the buzzards off."