Have You Ever.......

Have u ever seen a really distorted, weird, or just plain ole ugly pussy and thought...now, thats not right! Well I know I was recently at a strip club and the girl got onstage (yes, i look too) and when she removed her panties her pussy looked like her asshole! Im not kidding! I know all us ladies have different sized pussy's, lips, different grooming techniques..etc...but, this girl had a 'bullethole' looking one. As I stared in complete shock i wondered stupid things like where her lips were and why the hell is she naked on that dam stage!
I LOVE pretty pussy's! (in a non-lesbo kinda way)
But this pussy was a terribly ugly one...
What are some of ya'lls experiences with pretty or ugly pussy's?? Lets have sum fun here!

Maybe she was a post op tranny...lol

Maybe she was a post op tranny...lol Originally Posted by DallasRain

lmao! i didnt think about that girl haha

I have really large lips {meat curtains} but they are really pretty!

I also like a sweet yummmy pretty pussy! lol

I have really large lips {meat curtains} but they are really pretty! Originally Posted by DallasRain

LMFAO! i almost fell off my dam couch Dallas!

Worst pussy I've ever seen was also in a strip club in Kansas. It was the OutHouse, I'm sure many know of the place. She had a large wierd shaped clit, when I say large I mean it looked like one of those mini sausage winnies you see at buffets or BBQ's, and a set of super thin low hanging lips. Think two pieces of deli meat hanging about an inch/inch and a half down. I thought I was seeing things from my seat so I went to the stage to tip and get a closer look... I should have stayed in my seat... Beer didn't make it look any better either, which is really sad because she was a pretty girl with a really nice body. Seeing that just ruined it for me and I couldn't even talk to her when she came back by the table later.

I just have to put myself out there and say IMO I have a BEAUTIFUL TIGHT pussy.....

Being young and no babies help.. lol

Funny topic!!

~Monique

Def seen some ugly ones...

I just have to put myself out there and say IMO I have a BEAUTIFUL TIGHT pussy.....

Being young and no babies help.. lol

Funny topic!!

~Monique Originally Posted by Sweet Monique

Pics for proof :P

You will just have to cum see me baby! *wink*

and a set of super thin low hanging lips. Think two pieces of deli meat hanging about an inch/inch and a half down. I thought I was seeing things from my seat so I went to the stage to tip and get a closer look... I should have stayed in my seat... Beer didn't make it look any better either, which is really sad because she was a pretty girl with a really nice body. Seeing that just ruined it for me and I couldn't even talk to her when she came back by the table later. Originally Posted by KenMonk

OMG! priceless.....

Well the worst set I have seen and felt was when I was 23 in Panama City Fl, picked up a girl at the bar by the name of Peaches (yes that was her real name lmao)

Now let me tell you that was the most loosest, flimsy looking pussy I have ever seen, made it hard to stay erect!! I bet you could have driven a car or something in it lmao.

As far as the best one I have seen it would have been the Porn Star Carissa Kisses from the Kit Kat Guest Ranch, man she had the cutestest and tightest one around, she defintely knew how to rock those kiegls.

As far as non pro goes I have seen some nice ones, some meaty ones, some flimsy, and only one butt ugly one!!!

Hmm so Sweet Monique when are you and Gemma going to come to Topeka so I can use my FBI/FPI training lol (FBI=Female Body Inspector; FPI=Female Pussy Inspector)

OMG Too Funny...

But it remind me of one time in colllege, when after removing the panties I felt I need a machete to get to it! And once I found it she had lips so long I swear she had strech marks. They were long enough that when she got up to go to the rest room I expected them to whistle as she walked.

BTW Gemma, Yours are perfect!!

wow Devon that is hilarious!!

I saw one on an otherwise absolutely beautiful lady, so ugly one time that I had to ask the lady, "was anyone hurt in that accident?"