A semi solid cover story I would imagine; life coaches, spiritual healers, tarot card readers, snake oil sales women. Social media entrepreneurial socialite advisers sounds kind of like a real thing, go with that!
Anyone looking hard enough wont be swayed by any pitch but honestly most people these days can't see anything more than their cell phone screen and have the attention span of .....
What the eff that mofo turned to a dragon then ated that other dude!!!
Anyway like I was saying...
a ninja!!! No way let me tweet that some where real quick and get back to you.