Almost Lost A Nipple Today!!

Short Story!

I'm in the shower and I'm running a little behind. No biggie, right? Well I am singing to my Pandora and shaving, but trying to hurry as I am bad with being on time as is! So, I am singing away and start shaving my left arm pit, then I move over to the right one and feel my nipple burning! I look down and my left nipple is bleeding to death!! My dumbass is totally frozen. Then I figure out that I sliced my nipple as I moved the razor over to my right arm pit. I thought OMG! My nipple! I cut it off! Upon further investigation I see that I've only sliced it but I sliced it pretty damn good! Lol. I get out of the shower and am still dripping blood from my nipple! So I had a real reason for being late today but my client must've thought I was totally nuts when I explained my reason to him. Then I thought, surely this sorta stuff happens to other people too??... Yes??

Anybody else ever have a bad grooming experience?

Omg I'm cringing in pain. I hope your nipple feels better soon!

Sounds like you need a shower partner, or someone to help shave you, I'm sure they would be really careful, and they wouldn't miss a hair.
Where can I sign up.

I know first aid! I would put pressure on it until you felt better....lol

Some one is definitely gonna have to kiss that bobo and make it better!

Ouch!!!! Just reading the title made my nipples feel some type of way

ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hope it feels better soon!

{I sliced my labia once..they are so long that I have to pull out to get close shave down there..lol

Ouch! Lol! I have to hold my meat flaps (I stole that from you Ms Dallas) to the side when I shave da coochie too.

My poor nipple is very tender! I put some Neosporin on it and went bra-less today.

I would so kiss it for you miss sexy!

Sh*t......Sorry that happened to you sweetie

Ouch!! Sounds like something I would do lol. That must of hurt! Use pure vitamin E oil on it after a few days of healing. That will help it not leave a scar.

So I hope this makes everyone laugh. I am sitting taking a bubble bath getting ready to shave and I just happen to read this post. It has officially taken me 45 minutes to shave out of pure horror that I might do the same thing. The price we pay for beauty, or to not look like hairy beasts!! Muah ladies....SHAVE SAFE!!

Oh no!!!Shocked after reading this message!!! I can't imagine it!!!

Get well soon sweetie!!!

Damn girl. You shave with a straight razor? Guess you could just stop shaving. Don't you dare mess up those beautiful breast.

Just wear pasties from the old gig and call it "PSE".