What Will Be Shayla84's Next Accident?

It seems as though Austin's very own Danger-Prone-Daphne AKA Shayla84 has had another stroke of bad luck.

Use the poll to predict what you think her next accident will be. If you can think of one that is not listed, feel free to add it in the comments. Votes are visible.

Note: poll will close in 7 days.

PS I luv you, Shayla.

ALL of the above, clearly !!!!

hmmm, I like: "She'll get abducted by aliens" ... can you imagine how much safer ATX would be? ... and the Alien ship crash landing on Washington...

But, aside the entertainment value she provides with her accidents:

Shayla, be careful out there, Stay Safe, Have Fun !!!

Slamdangoed!

Burn her tongue on hot soup, won't be able to give head for two days.

Lightning strike !!

Not sure what's next but I'm fairly certain that if I spot anyone at a M&G, who's entiely covered in bubble wrap, it'll be her.

excuse me I will always be able to give head lol Did with a dislocated jaw for 3 days, lol did with a cast on, as long as I can suck and open my mouth this will never be an issue lol
you all are putting bad ju ju on me

She'll choke to death on my cock

if you can make me choke sweetie lol ijs

Do u know how happy those aliens would be to probe her mouth?!

Oops... did underthesun get banned for threatening to choke shayla84 just now?

LittleMonster's post cracked me up. Good one, Monster!

You be careful, Grrrl! I'm way out of practice these days, so am relying on you & Claire to take care of my boys till I have a chance to ramp up again. hehe

Oops... did underthesun get banned for threatening to choke shayla84 just now? Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat

No, that was one of RR's, and I doubt he could make her choke on his ...

Do u know how happy those aliens would be to probe her mouth?! Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

YES, I do ...

Shayla, for the love of bacon (thank you Vicky ) do not go outside until the temperature reaches at least 40*!
I don't want you to slip and crack your ass!

Feel better soon!

No, that was one of RR's, and I doubt he could make her choke on his ... Originally Posted by fun2come

NOW, NOW... SPANK YOURSELF! He's got game even for a short guy who can't turn his head. hehehe (RR, you know I'm messin' wich ya' here! lol)

Just cuz I came back to post the above comment, I may as well include the other thought that popped in my head... about choking by cock. *lovely*

Anyway, it doesn't necessarily have to be a large cock - be it girth or length - to cause choking. Gag reflex aside in this comment... I'm referring to the techniques employed by the fella who's doing the driving, too. I've got a footlonger who knows how to feed me right and although I do my share of gagging & choking, it's not as uncomfortable as I've experienced from guys who don't think about the trajectory of the tunnel which they're seeking to explore. Angles... curves... they gotta match up for smooth strokin'... IJS!