Not Welcomed! (☉_☉)

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.

The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
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That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcomed back in the hardware store either.")

Hopefully they got a copy of the security tape!

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What color was the paint?

One of my favorite jokes, Brooke - enjoyed that - here's one for you:

A little country boy was sitting on the curb in front of a Catholic Church waiting for the bus; he had a jar of turpentine in his lap; Father O'Malley was walking the church grounds and noticed the little boy.

Father O'Malley approached the young boy and asked (with a thick Irish accent):

"what's that you've got there in your hands, laddie?"

The little boy replied (with a slow Tennessee drawl): "it's a bottle of turpentine, the most powerfullest liquid in the world!"

Father O'Malley replied: "ahh, I'd have to disagree with you laddie; i'd have to say Holy Water is."

The little boy replied: "whays that?"

Father O'Malley answered: "well if you rub Holy Water on a pregnant woman's tummy, she'll pass her baby smooth away!"

The country boy replied: "aww hell, Father; that ain't nothin; rub a little turpentine on a cats ass and it'll pass a motorcycle!"