How to assure you WON'T get a date...

I'm sure most ladies would agree, this email is NOT a great way to start out our friendship! lmao! I just had to share because it's so ridiculous and sets the standard of a guaranteed NO reply!

"I dont have a phone so i cant call you...i dont think i should have to miss out on you because i dont have a phone lol....i have seen a few girls on here i can give u them as references...hit me up my name is r***...i have a oral fetish and would like to 69 u have to be ok with me licking your ass and a facial ending..yes this email is a tad vulgar im sorry i just want what i enlisted above nothing more nothing less!!! again im real and rdy right now just email me back and we can have some fun...200 is most im willing to spend and that's for "full" hour."


Oh heck yeah, I'm rushing right over, Ryan!

Oh my, what a classy gentlemen. I feel like sometimes these guys forget that we are human beings as well. Manners should never be wavered no matter the circumstance.

I lol'd and am at work. How could you turn down an ass licker like that?

I lol'd and am at work. How could you turn down an ass licker like that? Originally Posted by royamcr

I was super tempted, ya know... lmao

Hope you don't mind doing it in the cab of his PU while his bluetick hound watches.

Girrrrrrrrl you are crazy! Can't you see what a great catch this guy is!!! Scoop him up now before someone else gets her claws into him!!!!! Look at everything he enlisted after all!

*sigh* some girls just have all the luck. You are so lucky!

Staci, you just don't know how to relate to us classy guys! By the way,love the new pics,great eyes!

The only other way that would cost you a date faster than this e-mail would be to begin the conversation with "Hi, this is detective................."

Gotta at least give the poor dude points for transparency.

it would be interesting to see who his referances are... o.O

Hope you don't mind doing it in the cab of his PU while his bluetick hound watches. Originally Posted by Muffrider

hey, whatever he wants because as you know, what he says goes!

Girrrrrrrrl you are crazy! Can't you see what a great catch this guy is!!! Scoop him up now before someone else gets her claws into him!!!!! Look at everything he enlisted after all!

*sigh* some girls just have all the luck. You are so lucky! Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

haha! I know girl, step off, HE'S ALL MINE!!

Staci, you just don't know how to relate to us classy guys! By the way,love the new pics,great eyes! Originally Posted by Fastcar

I try to relate, I just don't know what I'm doing wrong!

In all seriousness though, thanks so much for the compliments sweetheart!

Gotta at least give the poor dude points for transparency. Originally Posted by chriscraft

Points are ALL I will be giving him, I guarantee you that!

it would be interesting to see who his referances are... o.O Originally Posted by moogles

Interesting? Maybe. Scary? Probably.