How to survive an agency raid without posting foooking bond!

Look foks. Sex between two consensual adults is legal. I met a Latin og at Michael's back when it was micheals. Shine pockets back den were mad fat. Escape, wildflowers weekly. God I miss latina diamond from escape off Richmond. Anyhoo, I let og sip from my bottle of hendog. He say shine I like ya flava. Come by my spot I got beautiful Latinas. Shidd, when! First time on me. I'm there tomorrow! Next day I go to da apartment off Bellaire. Go in dap my Latin Patna. He show me 6 gals, bootiful. I pick one and he say have fun. This bitch was bootiful and punany was so foooking soft and tight. I'm 30 minutes in and about to skeet. Boom! Foooking door pulled off the hinges. I waz close ta skeeting so I jus drilled two more pumps in and rolled over, condom still on full of skeet. She up panicking. Door bust open and I'm sitting there naked, sweating like a cotton picker, condom still on. I thought it was the cartel honestly, boy my relief when it's da law. Get dressed! Give me a sec sir I jus nutted, in fact can you pass me that towel so I can dry off and wipe the punany juice off my thighs! He laughed and tossed me a towel. Make a long story short he questioned why I was having sex I said sir im a roofer In dis hot sun. I come here for a massage every week becuz my body wrecked. Today she was crying because her and her boyfriend we're having problems. I hugged her and she started kissing me and before you knew it we we're having sex. You got any warrants. No sir. Alright you can leave, don't come back here because they prostitute out of here. We been watching for weeks. Me, are you serious sir! Unbelievable sir.Thanks officer and have a great day. Walk to my car and burn off. Simple. You'll welcome. Toodles..

Preach!!!!!!

Preach!!!!!! Originally Posted by Daddio

Daddo and I was sweating because dat punany was dat gud. My life flashed before my eyes, I thought it was a rival cartel or the cartel enforcing. I ain't Neva in my life been more relieved to see da laws. Da rest downhill. Keep ya cool and most times you walking out a free bird. Guys get paranoid over foooking nothing. They ain't come for you Patna. Get ova yourself!