Day One: A Sex Addict's Recovery

After a very embarrassing, on my part, session with a sexy freaky girl (see my last review), I have decided to check into an imaginary, self-imposed, sex re-hab clinic...No more porn, No more Jimmy Jackin, No more Sex, Hell, I'm goin all in here, this is serious, No more lurkin at the mall or movie theater...No more sex Period...How long? Who knows? Doesn't matter, THIS IS WAR BABY!! I HAVE A REPUTATION AT STAKE (whatever, you're an egomaniac fucktard)...I NEED MY DICK BACK BEIN' THE MAN I RAISED HIM TO BE!!

...But I need YOUR help!!...ManSlut is scared (not really), petrified actually (puhleeez), all kinda thoughts running through my smaller than a chicken's sized brain (I don't have enough sense to get in outta the rain)...Can I go days without looking at brownsugarbaby's new showcase pics?....Will I lose my rosy/hairy palms that I've become attached to since I was 13?....Will I be Jonesin'?...Will I wanna switch teams? (Lmao)...Will I break out in cold sweats lookin' at Raptor Rooster in pyramider's avatar?....Will I lose my urges for TAINT?...

...Hillary Clinton was right, IT TAKES A VILLAGE (but did she mean Village People)...And I need encouragement, words of wisdom, your experiences, temptations, teases, insults (believe me I can handle it!!), made up stories, pics of taint, jokes....You name it, JUST BRING IT !!

I've never asked you for anything (except a few of you regular discounted rates), but I need you now !! I NEED MY VILLAGE PEOPLE!!

The Passionate Celibate ManSlut...GateKeeper for the Truth and Humorous Things

I'm not reading your last review to figure out wtf you are talking about.


The village people were gay, you coming out of the closet?

After a very embarrassing, on my part, session with a sexy freaky girl (see my last review), I have decided to check into an imaginary, self-imposed, sex re-hab clinic...No more porn, No more Jimmy Jackin, No more Sex, Hell, I'm goin all in here, this is serious, No more lurkin at the mall or movie theater...No more sex Period...How long? Who knows? Doesn't matter, THIS IS WAR BABY!! I HAVE A REPUTATION AT STAKE (whatever, you're an egomaniac fucktard)...I NEED MY DICK BACK BEIN' THE MAN I RAISED HIM TO BE!!

...But I need YOUR help!!...ManSlut is scared (not really), petrified actually (puhleeez), all kinda thoughts running through my smaller than a chicken's sized brain (I don't have enough sense to get in outta the rain)...Can I go days without looking at brownsugarbaby's new showcase pics?....Will I lose my rosy/hairy palms that I've become attached to since I was 13?....Will I be Jonesin'?...Will I wanna switch teams? (Lmao)...Will I break out in cold sweats lookin' at Raptor Rooster in pyramider's avatar?....Will I lose my urges for TAINT?...

...Hillary Clinton was right, IT TAKES A VILLAGE (but did she mean Village People)...And I need encouragement, words of wisdom, your experiences, temptations, teases, insults (believe me I can handle it!!), made up stories, pics of taint, jokes....You name it, JUST BRING IT !!

I've never asked you for anything (except a few of you regular discounted rates), but I need you now !! I NEED MY VILLAGE PEOPLE!!

The Passionate Celibate ManSlut...GateKeeper for the Truth and Humorous Things Originally Posted by ManSlut

ManSlut,

Call me when you have a relapse! Otherwise, you can always come to my place and I'll tie you up butt naked to my bed and see how long your hard-on will last as I sit in front of you naked, lol.

A naked body would sound good right about now...but I'm on a current hiatus myself...won't be back until the 20th. Oh just wait...someone is going to get their dick "stolen". lol

I'm not reading your last review to figure out wtf you are talking about.


The village people were gay, you coming out of the closet? Originally Posted by monkmonk

I thinck that was insensitive. Its obvious manslut is conflicted. I thinck needs some Hilliary Clinton porn. Why? All the Hilliary references.

Or he can just download ugly porn and put some sand in his lube.

Okay, just so the Ladies and those without Premium Access know 'The Whole Embarassing Story', ManSlut (me), couldn't get an erection for two days leading up to the session and barely during the session...

...brownsugarbaby, you're making this very hard, can't wait to be tied up by you when I'm fully recovered

...Hillary porn is sounding better & better with each passing minute pyramider. You got any Hillary 'Taint' pics I can borrow after recovery?

A naked body would sound good right about now...but I'm on a current hiatus myself...won't be back until the 20th. Oh just wait...someone is going to get their dick "stolen". lol Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

This should make the 23rd interesting! I hope it's still a go!

...Hillary porn is sounding better & better with each passing minute pyramider. You got any Hillary 'Taint' pics I can borrow after recovery? Originally Posted by ManSlut

Of course I will aid in your transition post recovery.

Do what'cha gotta do, my man! I applaud your self-awareness and commitment!

When you get to 30 days (you are going to make it to 30 days, right? Lol), I'll give you your 30-day coin. It has taint images on both sides. Cool?

Peace bro!
LnH

Shhh! Don't get him worked up.

Day One Timeline:

4:35 a.m. - 5 minutes into my self-help erection recovery process I'm wondering "Did I make the wrong choice". The old saying 'use it or lose it' comes to mind...If I stop using it will I definitely lose it and never maintain an erection again??!!

5:36 a.m. - Took one last peek at brownsugarbaby's showcase...What could it hurt?...Umm, some excitement below deck...Stay the course man...She'll be there when you're back in the saddle, then you can saddle her up!!

7:00 a.m. - Made some breakfast, bacon, couple of eggs...The bacon made me think of 'Porkin somebody' and got to feeling a little sad. Frying the eggs made me downright teary eyed. Eggs made me think of procreating, which in turn made me think of fornicating, hence tears in my eyes

8:45 a.m. - Went to work out. Very bad idea. Way too much visual overload and temptations

2:13 p.m. - Wrote this poem...Roses are red/My balls aren't blue/Should I call bsb up/Just a quickie would do/

10:30 p.m. - Went to bed...No porn to tuck me in...This is gonna be hard

That's funny, MS . . .
Gonna follow this one with interest!

I went cold turkey last August and made it till late December. You can adjust to going without it... antidepressants and staying busy help.

As soon as I started considering returning, I started feeling the pull... My fear is not bring able to dip my foot in from time to time without diving in and eventually losing sight of the shore...

Best of luck to you.

Your experience isn't all that unusual darlin! It happens and it never happens at a "good" time!

Don't know if you know or not but men can reach a lovely orgasm without ever being hard.

I am very sorry that this happened to you but I am sure that you will be fine.

This should make the 23rd interesting! I hope it's still a go! Originally Posted by nealmayeux2

Neal <3 it's been a long time! I can't wait to see you again daddy .

2:13 p.m. - Wrote this poem...Roses are red/My balls aren't blue/Should I call bsb up/Just a quickie would do/

LOL