Marvin (the male Maxine) - ECCIE Worldwide

Marvin:
I went to an extremly attractive female doctor today! She told me I had to stop masturbating! When I asked her "why", she said "because I'm trying to examine you".

Marvin:
Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage, marriage is the price men have to pay for sex!

Marvin:
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to me!
Don't and Stop
(Unless they are used together)

Marvin:
In a marriage, her "JOB" is to BITCH,,,,,,,,,,,
Mine is to give her a reason!!

Marvin:
Getting married is a lot like getting into a bath tub full of hot water,,,,
After you get used to it,,,,,,,,,,, it aint so hot!!