An open letter to Frank Fucks It Right

Dear Mr. Fucks It Right,

I've been seeing and appreciating your posts for some time now. However, it just occurred to me that your nom de plume (as it were) really kind of means something. And since I think I am tremendously funny and witty, and I don't give even the smallest of all possible shites if anyone else thinks so or not, I'd like to share my thoughts with you and the community at large (as it were).

The implication from your nick is that if you're fucking it right, then some of us must be fucking it wrong. This disturbs me. I am wondering which way I fuck: is it the right way or is it the wrong way? How can I tell? If it's right, who really gets to decide if it's truly right, I mean, you're certainly not there to judge. If it's wrong, how could it be improved? Also, if it's wrong, do two wrongs make a right? I'd really feel better if I had some assurance, maybe a certification of some kind, that I am indeed fucking it right. Perhaps there could be different levels of certification depending on how right one is fucking it?

I think these are some big issues that merit evaluation and discussion.

On the other hand (as it were) perhaps I'm just not reading your AKA correctly: maybe the correct way is Frank Fucks It, Right? The little comma and question mark may make all the difference.

Thanks in advance for your thoughtful consideration and no-doubt deep and reasoned response. I've also tried talking to my psychotherapist about this but she keeps telling me to "shut the fuck up". hmmm...

X..I mean Frank is well known for his wit...

Dear Mr. Fucks It Right,

I've been seeing and appreciating your posts for some time now. However, it just occurred to me that your nom de plume (as it were) really kind of means something. And since I think I am tremendously funny and witty, and I don't give even the smallest of all possible shites if anyone else thinks so or not, I'd like to share my thoughts with you and the community at large (as it were).

The implication from your nick is that if you're fucking it right, then some of us must be fucking it wrong. This disturbs me. I am wondering which way I fuck: is it the right way or is it the wrong way? How can I tell? If it's right, who really gets to decide if it's truly right, I mean, you're certainly not there to judge. If it's wrong, how could it be improved? Also, if it's wrong, do two wrongs make a right? I'd really feel better if I had some assurance, maybe a certification of some kind, that I am indeed fucking it right. Perhaps there could be different levels of certification depending on how right one is fucking it?

I think these are some big issues that merit evaluation and discussion.

On the other hand (as it were) perhaps I'm just not reading your AKA correctly: maybe the correct way is Frank Fucks It, Right? The little comma and question mark may make all the difference.

Thanks in advance for your thoughtful consideration and no-doubt deep and reasoned response. I've also tried talking to my psychotherapist about this but she keeps telling me to "shut the fuck up". hmmm... Originally Posted by demonlover

Leave the drunk posting to the professional around here!!

totally stone cold sober.
at the moment.

I enjoyed writing it and I hope it gets some laughs.
And apologies to FFIR, who I don't even know but I just started thinking about the name. Absolutely nothing personal.

there ...be a sickness deep ins ...this beloved ...board ans we aints ...talkin ...bouts the corona-chan

Too much time on your hand


Pussy takes time that’s the time worth using

Leave the drunk posting to the professional around here!! Originally Posted by Notuagain

Drunck poastin is an art.... an itaint as easy as I make it looock

Yawn

... I think I am tremendously funny and witty... Originally Posted by demonlover

Here's where you went off the rails... Nice try.

Oh this shit is funny LOL

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