Erotic

I read the reviews and I am learning that I am probably about the most boring partner to have in the sack. My favorite positions are Mish and Doggie, I enjoy oral, both giving and receiving, I have never used handcuffs (do not see the point) I have never looked in a mirror while banging away (watching porn is hot, but for me just a show, not really into it, I cannot remember the last porn I watched, it has been years), I have watched a lady masterbate but for me the show only lasts 10 seconds and I gotta touch, lick, or hump something! I have not been in a strip club since the last bachelor I attended (years ago), it does nothing for me cause I know I am not going home with any of them. I seem to enjoy being in the action instead of watching the action. I have never used handcuffs because it would kill me not to be able to rub, squeeze, fondle, caress, flick, or pinch a part of the female anatomy while she is right next to me. I do not have any real fetish, I like every body part of a woman, but I seem to want Mr. Happy to meet Ms. Kitty. Oral is thrilling and loads of fun I finish that way several times but the creme de la creme for me is Mish or Doggie. I want vaginal coitus, period, that's what I like, but I am always willing to learn and I am very curious to try new experiences.

So, I am interested in what are some of the most fun and outrageous and off-the-wall sexual experiences that just blew your mind away. I guess I want to try something new, so I am all ears.

I once got a proactive BBBJ from a lady for 45 minutes straight. It usually will take me forever to achieve that way unless she squeezes her lips securely sucking on the way up and moving her lips way past the the top of the tip on the way down with a mouth full of spit to lubricate like those goblins in that movie ALIEN. I think good head should feel like vaginal sex ......but I digress.

Most ladies I have seen average about 15 to 20 minutes at most giving BBBJ that way, so that currently utr lady (I reviewed her vividly then) defied the odds. It all about mouth control I guess.

When I do see ladies I will DATY them first about 30 minutes to an hour until I hope they are more than eager to reciprocate. Sometimes it works quite nicely, but if she has achieved too many times some ladies will be less enthusiastic when its my turn. Its a necessary risk thats fun 2 take either way.

Maybe I should get head first! lol

or perhaps at the same time.... I know once DATY starts to feel really good, but before I cum, that's when things really get interesting! From that point I'm more than ready and can cum from giving some exxxtra slurpy knowledge , or any other position that's kosher. You don't have to be all extra inventive, hell if it ain't broke don't fix it. But if you do want to try something different, cuffs are ok (the ones that slide open, never the key lock) because that yearning to grab the back of her head, or any other part of her body, is neutralized. Some guys have told me that the inability to do that made their bell ring all the harder.. Happy Hobbying.

I like swingers clubs....I like strip clubs...I like exhibitionism....I like gangbangs ALOT!!!....I love giving a mind blowing bj to completion.......I really want a bukkake.....and the list goes on{lol}