My new burner number..

Few days ago I had to request a new number for my burner phone. As it turns out, the number they assigned me belonged to a hooker. Because dudes are pinging me multiple times a day with a variety of hilarious requests. I get a voice message today from some dude reminding me I have a court date tomorrow.

What kind of requests? Do tell

LMAO! I'm sure that was inconvenient for you, but situation-ally HILARIOUS!

Gotta laugh at the ridiculousness of life sometimes.