I knew it had to be true!!!

“Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in The New England Journal of Medicine: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years.”

I knew there was a reason I keep a subscription to Playboy mag.

I really hate to burst your bubble on this one- especially given the fine example I have been starting at in your post... but have a look here:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

It's fiction (not that we have to stop starting)

IT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT!

Now, that I've stared at the picture for 10 minutes, it's back to the treadmill with my wine glass. I'll be careful not to slosh my wine and get it on my exercise clothes.

clothes? what is this thing,"exercise", and why are you wearing clothes? I am not from this country.