Bet he Couldnt find a girl here

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ef=mostpopular

'Sleepless In Austin' Man Will Pay Good Money For A Thin, White Girlfriend'

One Texas man is looking for love -- and he's willing to pay good money to find exactly what he wants.

The 39-year-old Virgo (and would-be Romeo) hails from Austin, and he is offering to pay anyone who finds him a girlfriend a $1,500 "finder's fee." But of course, he doesn't want just any woman. So he created a website, Sleepless In Austin (get it? Get it?), to explain his needs to the world.

Our Austin man, who CultureMap Austin reports is a wedding photographer named Larry Busby, wants a "woman of great quality." What makes a lady a quality lady, you may ask? Well first, she needs to be skinny:

I am 39 years old, (date of birth is 9-18-1974 so that makes me a Virgo) 6′,4″ and 195lbs... I am looking for a girl that has a thin or athletic build. No one over 130lbs. Ages 21 – 41 White, Hispanic, or of European descent.

He also has strong feelings about his potential future girlfriend's sexual past:

I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend.

And to top it all off, he's a raging racist!

I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl. And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together. I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks. I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.

So... anyone care to set this charming fellow up? For some reason, we don't think he's going to have much luck.

(Note: The Sleepless In Austin site seems to be experiencing server issues right now.)

i would not believe anything on huffington. still funny.austin is strange

Any NBA chick would take this dumbass straight to the cleaners. They'll take his $1500 and won't give him any pussy!

http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/