Too Legit to Quit?

Found in Hooker, OK - I'm sure this place is legit! Right?

Chinese Massage

Across the street from the True Value hardware, and right beside the Hooker Gift Shop. They would have to be legit!

I like the sign "Get Your Hooker T-Shirts Here!"

I have a 'support your local hooker" shirt from Hooker Okla.

A little far for a table shower.

Well the gas station has a 24hr pay at the pump. So you can filler up before you feel her up.

I have actually gotten a massage there. Its really good and she has a table shower for afterwards. You leave with a smile on your face.

I wonder if they give clients a free t-shirt for a horrible experience during an encounter. Says "yep, I got the free hooker t-shirt."