Capt. James Kirk is in command

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Not of the Enterprise, of the U.S.S. Zumwalt.
Cool ship. It has a real cloaking device (well, kinda').
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if you're born with that name I guess you kinda have to be a Captain ....not much else you can do.
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  • 12-13-2013, 05:47 PM
Spock said "beam me down Jim"

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Looks like the Merrimack doesn't it Massa overseer?
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Looks like the Merrimack doesn't it Massa overseer? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Actually it doesn't, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM. The U.S.S. Merrimack was a three-masted screw frigate, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM.

Actually it doesn't, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM. The U.S.S. Merrimack was a three-masted screw frigate, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM.

Originally Posted by I B Hankering
You forgot "piss drinking"...
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I should have known you'd have those photos right there with your shit eating pix. I'm not ignorantly wrong, too?

I guess it looks more like the ship that SANK the Merrimack!

Toilet Monitor!



You're more excited than a puppy with two peters!
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I'll reserve judgement until they complete sea trials. A smaller crew means less survivability. In 1981 we sailed with the NATO fleet including the Dutch ship De Ruyter. Larger than us but with half the crew. We asked them what would happen if they got damaged by a missile or shell. They said that they really didn't know. It depended on how much of their automated equipment still worked.
The Zumwalt (an unfortunate name) is truly a light cruiser or a cruiser in size and displacement but with a frigate crew.

Wonder when a artist draws pictures of a sailing ship the flag is always in the wrong direction?
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I should have known you'd have those photos right there with your shit eating pix. I'm not ignorantly wrong, too?

I guess it looks more like the ship that SANK the Merrimack!

Toilet Monitor!



You're more excited than a puppy with two peters! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
The U.S.S. Merrimack was scuttled by U.S. Navy personnel -- not sunk by another ship, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM.
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"Merrimack was still in ordinary during the crisis preceding Lincoln's inauguration. Soon after becoming Secretary of the Navy, Gideon Welles took action to prepare the frigate for sea, planning to move her to Philadelphia. The day before the firing on Fort Sumter, Welles directed that "great vigilance be exercised in guarding and protecting" Norfolk Navy Yard and her ships. On the afternoon of 17 April, the day Virginia seceded, who also Engineer in Chief B. F. Isherwood managed to get the frigate's engines lit off; but the previous night secessionists had sunk lightboats in the channel between Craney Island and Sewell's Point, blocking Merrimack. On the 20 April, before evacuating the Navy Yard, the U.S. Navy burned Merrimack to the waterline and sank her to preclude capture.


The Confederacy, in desperate need of ships, raised Merrimack and rebuilt her as an ironclad ram, according to a design prepared by Lt. John Mercer Brooke, CSN. Commissioned as CSS Virginia 17 February 1862, the ironclad was the hope of the Confederacy to destroy the wooden ships in Hampton Roads, and to end the Union blockade which had already seriously impeded the Confederate war effort."


No need to be a wanker. You think you're the only fucker with access to info.

I guess you really aren't capable of any exchange of information with human beings at all, are you, shit-swallower Massa Cholo...
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"Merrimack was still in ordinary during the crisis preceding Lincoln's inauguration. Soon after becoming Secretary of the Navy, Gideon Welles took action to prepare the frigate for sea, planning to move her to Philadelphia. The day before the firing on Fort Sumter, Welles directed that "great vigilance be exercised in guarding and protecting" Norfolk Navy Yard and her ships. On the afternoon of 17 April, the day Virginia seceded, who also Engineer in Chief B. F. Isherwood managed to get the frigate's engines lit off; but the previous night secessionists had sunk lightboats in the channel between Craney Island and Sewell's Point, blocking Merrimack. On the 20 April, before evacuating the Navy Yard, the U.S. Navy burned Merrimack to the waterline and sank her to preclude capture.


The Confederacy, in desperate need of ships, raised Merrimack and rebuilt her as an ironclad ram, according to a design prepared by Lt. John Mercer Brooke, CSN. Commissioned as CSS Virginia 17 February 1862, the ironclad was the hope of the Confederacy to destroy the wooden ships in Hampton Roads, and to end the Union blockade which had already seriously impeded the Confederate war effort."


No need to be a wanker. You think you're the only fucker with access to info.

I guess you really aren't capable of any exchange of information with human beings at all, are you, shit-swallower Massa Cholo... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Your citation only serves to underscore your stupidity encapsulated in your every other post in this thread, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM. Per the article you cited, the U.S.S. Merrimack does not resemble the U.S.S. Zumwalt -- as you ignorantly claimed, and the U.S.S. Merrimack was not sunk by another ship -- as you ignorantly claimed, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM. BTW, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM, except for the names of some particular individuals involved, there was nothing in the article you cited that IBH didn't already know and remember: unlike your ignorant self.
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Your citation only serves to underscore your stupidity encapsulated in your every other post in this thread, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM. Per the article you cited, the U.S.S. Merrimack does not resemble the U.S.S. Zumwalt -- as you ignorantly claimed, and the U.S.S. Merrimack was not sunk by another ship -- as you ignorantly claimed, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM. BTW, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM, except for the names of some particular individuals involved, there was nothing in the article you cited that IBH didn't already know and remember: unlike your ignorant self.
Originally Posted by I B Hankering


NOT ONLY WAS THAT AUTHENTIC FRONTIER GIBBERISH...

My point is that you need only to be mentioned by any one of your nationally recognized names ... IBSyndrome, IBIdiot, IBLyinandCryin, IBProphylacticMan, Corpy, Shit-Smearer and shitbreath for example, and you launch into an assault on all things civil, spewing shit from every hole in your corpulent body and melting down into a pool of boiling effluence.

doesn't matter who it is, you're equally rude, incompressible and inaccurate.

That makes you TWO THINGS, CORPY:

1) A sure thing (easy mark)
2) As asshole

That is no exaggeration. No spin. No opinion. It's a fact. Try and dispute it. I'd love to hear your explanation.
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NOT ONLY WAS THAT AUTHENTIC FRONTIER GIBBERISH...

My point is that you need only to be mentioned by any one of your nationally recognized names ... IBSyndrome, IBIdiot, IBLyinandCryin, IBProphylacticMan, Corpy, Shit-Smearer and shitbreath for example, and you launch into an assault on all things civil, spewing shit from every hole in your corpulent body and melting down into a pool of boiling effluence.

doesn't matter who it is, you're equally rude, incompressible and inaccurate.

That makes you TWO THINGS, CORPY:

1) A sure thing (easy mark)
2) As asshole

That is no exaggeration. No spin. No opinion. It's a fact. Try and dispute it. I'd love to hear your explanation.[/size] Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
It was your very rude, fallacious and ignorant remark that initiated this exchange, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM. Per the article you cited, the U.S.S. Merrimack does not resemble the U.S.S. Zumwalt -- as you ignorantly claimed, and the U.S.S. Merrimack was not sunk by another ship -- as you so ignorantly claimed, you enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM. So now that you've cited an article that demonstrates beyond all doubt that you are an enormously ignorant, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM, STFU!