ISO Relaxation/Motivational Consultant (inside the loop)

I’m a 50-ish, self-employed, professional, independent consultant, based near downtown. Work, and life, have been very stressful lately. Looking for talented relaxation and motivational coaches (independent or agencies) for one-on-one (or two-on-one) attitude-improvement sessions.

Applicants must be qualified and experienced (see below), and should be able to host sessions in a safe, clean environment. Sessions may involve stretching and cardio, so changing and showering facilities would be helpful.

> Latinas preferred (or exotic middle-eastern, east Indian, Asian specialists)
> 25-35 years old (+/- a few)
> Curvy, but not BBW (natural equipment preferred)
> References/reviews/portfolio required
> Hosting near downtown, or at least inside the loop
> Dancer experience (or natural ability)
> Seductive, GFE-type personality
> Dress to impress/seduce (multiple outfits)
> Adventurous, skilled in multiple techniques
> Willing to meet for dinner and/or drinks from time to time

Please read the physical/personality/location preferences above, and let me know if you may be the one (or ones) who can get me out (and keep me out) of this funk.