Ok here is the scene. You met this provider, she is awesome a newbie, 20 and looking to make some money on the side. Once you get her BCD, you discover she's got 3 tits! You're worried now, but not too much, because they're really nice! You start out with a little daty she is vocal as hell while this is going on. She catches about two while your eating her and it's a real two. You feel the contractions and everything. Then these tentacles start coming out of her snatch! They grab your head and start sucking you in! Now she's really squirming and making these wild sounds, which you can't hear as your ears are drawn inside her. Over the course of the next 24 hours you pass through her gastrointestinal system......and the following day you pass through her sphincter into the toilet!
You've lost 40 lbs, and feel like you just lost a fight with Mike Tyson!
Do you tip her for an extended session? Mention in the review that she does reverse greek? Call SETI and report a sighting?
What would YOU do?!?
- Guest022718
- 08-20-2014, 08:41 AM
- Nicolet
- 08-20-2014, 08:45 AM
- Gladiator69
- 08-20-2014, 08:49 AM
Book the cheaper half hour session! 
- Guest110516
- 08-20-2014, 09:29 AM
Well, at least the condom didn't break.
- James1588
- 08-20-2014, 10:40 AM
Give it up, Hgritstoo. It is impossible to parody the uncooked canine. His self-parody is complete. It is saturated.
Besides, you used far too much correct spelling and grammar. Your going to have to correct you'reself on these things.
Besides, you used far too much correct spelling and grammar. Your going to have to correct you'reself on these things.