Lately I've had this fantasy

John Philip Sousa's Avatar
I'm on a "date" and we go see a fortune teller. This particular fortune teller is tactile, a phrenologist -- she lays my head in her lap and feels my skull for visions. But for females, instead of the skull, it's the breasts, and as my date submits to the ritual she unexpectedly becomes aroused....
Dev Null's Avatar
And the fortune teller turns out to have a third nipple? I think that's the plot of Mallrats.
ck1942's Avatar
Is she clothed or unclothed?

Your "linguistic" response anticipates or precipitates.
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I'm on a "date" and we go see a fortune teller. This particular fortune teller is tactile, a phrenologist -- she lays my head in her lap and feels my skull for visions. But for females, instead of the skull, it's the breasts, and as my date submits to the ritual she unexpectedly becomes aroused.... Originally Posted by John Philip Sousa
I'll play the fortune teller if the skull & breast aren't the only places I'm rubbing
Can I be your date?