When I was 15, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
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> > When I was 18, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
> > passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
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> > Then I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
> > Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
> > and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
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> > When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
> > totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
> > so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
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> > When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
> > her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
> > anything.. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often
> > as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
> > directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
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> > When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
> > firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
> > divorced me and took everything I owned.
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> > I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits
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