Charlie Sheen how hiring!

He will be in Dallas Wed. Night for his show at the American Airlines center.

He had two porn starlets with him, but Bree Olsen had to go back home to go face a DUI charge in court. I am sure one of the lovely young spinners here could land a touring job with him. If you are smart, you will get the contract to include the expense of rehab afterwards, too.

Should be fun.