Do's and Don'ts

Gals is there something that you absolutely hate a client to do?

Like tongue in your ear
Tongue down your throat
Too rough
Talk too much
Leave gift in wrong spot

Nows the time to let us know !!
I bet Leave an empty envelope is high on the list.
I hate a lot of slobber from kissing, and I hate it when they on't know fuck all about kissing, ie shoving your tongue down my throat!
Missy Mariposa's Avatar
Rude, rough, dirty. Pretty much it.

Obviously thinks like robbing me, trying to short me, or assaulting me are on that list but really I don't even think that needs listed.
I'm with Valerie, when a guy doesn't know how to kiss. I shouldn't need a bib and I shouldn't have to take out a restraining order because you raped my mouth with your tongue.

Also, a guy who doesn't know to DATY properly. Don't lick me like you're a dog lappin up water.
I'm with Valerie, when a guy doesn't know how to kiss. I shouldn't need a bib and I shouldn't have to take out a restraining order because you raped my mouth with your tongue.

Also, a guy who doesn't know to DATY properly. Don't lick me like you're a dog lappin up water. Originally Posted by MsElena
+1!!! Rough tongues are no fun!
Sweet N Little's Avatar
Ditto, slobbery kisses has top the list.

Its kinda like this

Gals is there something that you absolutely hate a client to do?

Like tongue in your ear
Tongue down your throat
Too rough
Talk too much
Leave gift in wrong spot

Nows the time to let us know !! Originally Posted by wildwooly1
Seeing the dislikes of the fems from the postings so far, it seems their dislikes mirror my LIKES from the fem. And, while I'm not that way with them (because I like to enjoy the woman's kiss versus my force kissing her), I love from a fem, great kisser, passionate lover:

Tongue in my ear (that is soooo sexy and when done right can almost make me cum just from that)

Tongue down my throat (I love a deeep kiss, especially where we get to my sucking her tongue, Mmmmmmm)

Rarely rough enough (I rarely have a fem when fucking my mouth with her pussy or in 69, her on top, grind and fuck hard enough. I'm not there to just look at the pussy...when I get one who knows how to work a 69 or face-fuck, I'm hooked!)

Talks too much (you can never talk too much about your filth, debauchery, especially your fem/fem encounters-TURN-ON!!! Also, speaking to me in spanish almost gets me everytime, Mmmmmm)

Gift part (well, let's just say, that should not be a part of the initial discussion and for those that don't and go with the moment, it's a plus. I understand and respect fems bad experiences and this is a business. However, that's why I select the fems that I do (based on their screening and clientele, it's rarely an issue for them).

No kissing.

No DATY.

Guess I'll retire.
DallasRain's Avatar
I hate hate hate when a guy slaps my titties & my pussy!

My ass is what you spank...lol!
I hate hate hate when a guy slaps my titties & my pussy!

My ass is what you spank...lol! Originally Posted by DallasRain
Ah, the downsides of being PSE: Clients that actually watch too much porn..

I've had very few to attempt it, but that's when I turn the tables and start slapping the Monster... We get nothing but a hurt cookie.

My pet peeves vary by the gent, but I would have to say that kissing is usually at the heart of it. I have gents that either use too much tongue, or they tense their lips. Or they suck on mine. I love kisses on my neck and ears, and anywhere else.
Don't poop at my incall.
Do wash your ass and pecker before an appt.
Do brush your teeth before an appt.
When kissing me, don't keep your tongue in my mouth. It isn't a dick. I want to kiss you and taste you, but not suck your tongue for 30 minutes.
I hate a lot of slobber from kissing, and I hate it when they on't know fuck all about kissing, ie shoving your tongue down my throat! Originally Posted by Valerie
I still get a laugh at the guy you told me about that was a horrible kisser. I mean didn't most of us practice on our hands or something before the real deal.
DallasRain's Avatar
I am not much of a kisser..but I do love a sensual massage[giving & recieving}


and FYI..
DO NOT IGNORE MY KITTY CAT.......she loves attention as much as my "other" Kitty"!!
Great thread...

1. tounge in my ear
2. poking your tounge in and out of my mouth real fast thats not french kissing..
3. Forcing my head between your ass cheeks..if Im gonna do that I will initiate