Sorry, no drama here.
I just ran across this ingenious ad and thought I'd share it. Maybe this belongs in another forum, but it did seem to have something that would be useful to men and women alike.
I remember a thread from ASPD saying "Don't take a crap at my incall". But if someone does (including you), this may be of interest.
My apologies in advance if anyone is offended.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQ1CdISw8o