It's time to become a pimp!

Man... I woke up with the perfect idea this morning. I going to become a pimp on the side. But first I need bitches. So, I asked myself. "Self how do you get bitches?" The light comes on. I know I will advertise on Eccie.

TO ALL MY FUTURE BITCHES,

Bitches... let me take care of you in only the way a good pimp can. I will give you the best place to stay. I will give you the best clothes. We have fun together. I will treat you good baby. I promise not to beat you like the pimp you are with now. For those bitches that don't have a pimp trust me. You will not find another pimp like me. You take care of me and I will take care of you for all the time we are together. What ever you need I will get for you. Respect me, love me, and trust me. I will make you happy.
As for the money, we will work this out on a Bitch by Bitch bases. The more you make the more you get. I'm a business major. We will invest our money for your successful future.
Reply to my ad if you are interested in becoming my bitch. I promise you will not be disappointed.

Signed,
Your Pimp

Be my bitch

Lol : )

One thing that has always intrigued me ... is why do ladies get a pimp? I don't get it ... I don't understand.

Lol : )

One thing that has always intrigued me ... is why do ladies get a pimp? I don't get it ... I don't understand. Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666

Focus, direction, and management. They're too lazy or don't have the mindset to handle everything on their own.

Disclaimer: This is NOT directed to the true independents the know how to handle their business without direction from a pimp or anyone.

Focus, direction, and management. They're too lazy or don't have the mindset to handle everything on their own.

Disclaimer: This is NOT directed to the true independents the know how to handle their business without direction from a pimp or anyone. Originally Posted by kerwil62

I don't understand it either but I have to give it a shot.

Lol : )

One thing that has always intrigued me ... is why do ladies get a pimp? I don't get it ... I don't understand. Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666

Usually they are very young, come from a broken home or other fucked up background, and they don't yet know how to take care of themselves. Then this older guy comes along with the "I'll take care of everything baby... you won't have to worry about anything. Just do exactly what I tell you, go make that money, and I'll handle everything else." He promises family, which she is sorely missing, and security, which she is desperately seeking. She gets hooked in, then blindsided by the ruthlessness, and still has nowhere to go and no idea how to take care of herself. So, at least with him she is clothed and fed with a roof over her head. That's the appeal.

I don't understand it either but I have to give it a shot. Originally Posted by shadow12

When I quoted this^^^ comes up, but why the hell am I seeing this(below)??

Baby you can be my first. You are beautiful baby. We can make lots of money.

I know GOTDAMN WELL this wasn't directed to me!!!

Usually they are very young, come from a broken home or other fucked up background, and they don't yet know how to take care of themselves. Then this older guy comes along with the "I'll take care of everything baby... you won't have to worry about anything. Just do exactly what I tell you, go make that money, and I'll handle everything else." He promises family, which she is sorely missing, and security, which she is desperately seeking. She gets hooked in, then blindsided by the ruthlessness, and still has nowhere to go and no idea how to take care of herself. So, at least with him she is clothed and fed with a roof over her head. That's the appeal. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

I will take care of them like no other.

When I quoted this^^^ comes up, but why the hell am I seeing this(below)??



I know GOTDAMN WELL this wasn't directed to me!!! Originally Posted by kerwil62

I was sending that to another person and I hit the wrong button. Sorry. No need to get so damn mad. You put too much drama into an accident. Do you really think I meant to send that to a dude? Chill out man calm the hell down. Life is too short.

Why waste time with some young dumb ass female

Awesome! I will want to know the results of your business plan. I actually think you are spot on than this just being a comedic post. Please keep us informed of your results.

Shouldn't this be under ISO?
Or was this another mod moved threAD?

Usually they are very young, come from a broken home or other fucked up background, and they don't yet know how to take care of themselves. Then this older guy comes along with the "I'll take care of everything baby... you won't have to worry about anything. Just do exactly what I tell you, go make that money, and I'll handle everything else." He promises family, which she is sorely missing, and security, which she is desperately seeking. She gets hooked in, then blindsided by the ruthlessness, and still has nowhere to go and no idea how to take care of herself. So, at least with him she is clothed and fed with a roof over her head. That's the appeal. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Yet less than a month ago you were trying to hire one.

Ladies, let me give you a Public Service Announcement:

Hiring an assistant , can be considered hiring a Pimp, in the eyes of the law.


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Man... I woke up with the perfect idea this morning. I going to become a pimp on the side. But first I need bitches. So, I asked myself. "Self how do you get bitches?" The light comes on. I know I will advertise on Eccie.

TO ALL MY FUTURE BITCHES,

Bitches... let me take care of you in only the way a good pimp can. I will give you the best place to stay. I will give you the best clothes. We have fun together. I will treat you good baby. I promise not to beat you like the pimp you are with now. For those bitches that don't have a pimp trust me. You will not find another pimp like me. You take care of me and I will take care of you for all the time we are together. What ever you need I will get for you. Respect me, love me, and trust me. I will make you happy.
As for the money, we will work this out on a Bitch by Bitch bases. The more you make the more you get. I'm a business major. We will invest our money for your successful future.
Reply to my ad if you are interested in becoming my bitch. I promise you will not be disappointed.

Signed,
Your Pimp

Be my bitch Originally Posted by shadow12

whaaaaat............a pimp has to provide clothes and a place to stay?????????

Pimped whores are too much work.........ijs

Just message wakeup Dorian.
Wait...
They might not appreciate the competition,
and do to you what they did to that hotguy

Yet less than a month ago you were trying to hire one.

Ladies, let me give you a Public Service Announcement:

Hiring an assistant , can be considered hiring a Pimp, in the eyes of the law.


. Originally Posted by WTF

WTF, I've come to the conclusion that you are a crazy person and best left alone. I can't stop you from following me around the board trying to ridicule me. It seems a waste of a person's time, especially since it has been one-sided for a while now, but if you get off on that kind of thing, I guess that says a lot about you. I don't know what your obsession with me is, but I'm way over it. I'm requesting that you leave me in peace, and then there's not much I can do outside of that. I don't know you, I don't know what I did to become the target of your psychotic attention, but it got old a long time ago. I will not argue with you. I will not be your new battle-buddy now that you've lost your old one. Maybe you have time to endlessly argue pointless nonsense over the internet, but I don't. Keep launching rocks if you must. I haven't fought back for some time now, and that will continue to be the case.