National Fuck A Fat Man Day

For those of you who have been following it in the media, my campaign to make "Fuck A Fat Man Day" a national holiday has made some significant progress.

Primarily, as you probably already noticed, the name has been abbreviated to make it more inclusive and more user-friendly. There's no doubt about it. National "Fuck a Short, Fat, Goofy-looking Man with Glasses Day" just wasn't working. The guys who wear contacts were feeling ostracized, and let's face it, the name was just too damn long to fit on a bumper sticker.

The new name is a great leap forward, and we embrace it with tremendous enthusiasm.

There's also good news on the Washington front. On my latest trip to our nation's capital, I spent several days lobbying congress directly, and several distinguished members assured me that they are deeply committed to making sure EVERYONE gets fucked.

Thank God for democracy. God bless America.

On the downside, however, the once-thriving petition drive has slowed to a near stand-still, and my door-to-door efforts to solicit active involvement in the Fuck A Fat Man campaign have proven fruitless.

But fear not. Those of us who care deeply about Fuck a Fat Man Day are used to mounting much larger challenges than this. Working together, I know our day will come. The promised land awaits the horizontally challenged.

With that goal in mind, I want to invite all of you to roll up your sleeves and hop on board. Believe me. Every set of hands working the issue makes a profound and meaningful difference.

Plain and simple, we can't do it without you.

So, if you would like to lend your support to make Fuck a Fat Man Day a reality, please respond with your Curriculum Vitae or generous donation.

And thank you again for your support.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, Jr.

Most interesting post with astute, elegant verbiage noted , good work! Truth is, I am not fat and could care less whether any fat guys get laid now or ever for that matter. What I did pick up on however is the jr suffix added to your signature, that is a first on this site, could it be possible that you have thrown caution to the wind regarding anonymity and are using your real name? Perhaps this will be the start of a new trend on here adding jr or sr to handles, humm, not sure if Lickityclit sr or Plastic man jr adds the same clout as Kilgore Trout jr.

Kilgore Trout, Jr. is one of my many pen-names. You can find me in the dark, dirty corners of the internet.

I can donate my services to this philanthropic cause.

Kilgore Trout, Jr. is one of my many pen-names. You can find me in the dark, dirty corners of the internet. Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967

I have seen some of your entertaining written word on Fetlife.

Kilgore Trout, Jr. is one of my many pen-names. You can find me in the dark, dirty corners of the internet. Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967

like eccie?

I luv fat boys!!!!!!!!!!!

I luv fat boys!!!!!!!!!!!




Originally Posted by DallasRain

Perhaps you would like to join my book club. : )

Most interesting post with astute, elegant verbiage noted , good work! Truth is, I am not fat and could care less whether any fat guys get laid now or ever for that matter. What I did pick up on however is the jr suffix added to your signature, that is a first on this site, could it be possible that you have thrown caution to the wind regarding anonymity and are using your real name? Perhaps this will be the start of a new trend on here adding jr or sr to handles, humm, not sure if Lickityclit sr or Plastic man jr adds the same clout as Kilgore Trout jr. Originally Posted by lickidyclit

Well stated.....jimmie Crapper couldn't of said it better!!!.....

Thats every day isn't it?

Perhaps you would like to join my book club. : ) Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967

lol hell yeaaaaa BUT you gotta autograph your name on my butt with your cum!!

Okay. But I have to warn you. I have a very, very long name. It could take all day.

lol hell yeaaaaa BUT you gotta autograph your name on my butt with your cum!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

I am ready...now get over here baby.............

I am ready...now get over here baby............. Originally Posted by DallasRain

Seeing the canvas I have to work with, I think a trilogy may be in order.

I can donate my services to this philanthropic cause. Originally Posted by bustybabygirl

{smootch}

When are you visiting Buffalo?