Things not to say during sex
Try to remember this, folks
Forgot my absolute favorite , Are you almost done Honey ?
* Move your head a little to the right. I can't see the game.
* Is it in yet?
* Would you cum already my neck's getting stiff.
* Wake me when you finish.
* Am I the best lover you've ever had? (Either you'll get a lie or worse the truth.)
* Am I the biggest penis you've ever had? (Either you'll get a lie or worse the truth.)
* You don't mind if my dog watches do you?
* Mom would you go make us a sandwich?
* Sis hurry up before Mom walks in.
* Oh by the way I forgot to tell you something really important. I got this call from the clinic today ...
* Ooops!!
* The condom broke 5 minutes ago.
Beige....yep, i think ill paint the ceiling ,beige.
If your're in Arkansas, "Daddy, your're crushing my cigarettes!".
- yeesh
- 08-25-2012, 09:11 AM
...Does this look infected...?"
I have to use your bathroom... That killed the whole session, I was soooo embarrassed I got dressed and left...
The ultimate worst thing to say during sex... is "didn't your dick used to be bigger when we met"?
Ooops. It wasn't me, I swear.
From her:
"Is it going to work?"
"No, I'm not a squirter. That's just my infection...." (so wrong)
From him:
"Is it always this dry?" or "Want some lube?"
"Did you have Tuna for lunch?"
"I love your belly! How many months are you?" (so wrong)
- Steag
- 08-27-2012, 06:51 PM