Things not to say during sex

Try to remember this, folks

Forgot my absolute favorite , Are you almost done Honey ?

* Move your head a little to the right. I can't see the game.

* Is it in yet?

* Would you cum already my neck's getting stiff.

* Wake me when you finish.

* Am I the best lover you've ever had? (Either you'll get a lie or worse the truth.)

* Am I the biggest penis you've ever had? (Either you'll get a lie or worse the truth.)

* You don't mind if my dog watches do you?

* Mom would you go make us a sandwich?

* Sis hurry up before Mom walks in.

* Oh by the way I forgot to tell you something really important. I got this call from the clinic today ...

* Ooops!!

* The condom broke 5 minutes ago.

Beige....yep, i think ill paint the ceiling ,beige.

If your're in Arkansas, "Daddy, your're crushing my cigarettes!".

...Does this look infected...?"

I have to use your bathroom... That killed the whole session, I was soooo embarrassed I got dressed and left...

The ultimate worst thing to say during sex... is "didn't your dick used to be bigger when we met"?

Ooops. It wasn't me, I swear.

From her:
"Is it going to work?"
"No, I'm not a squirter. That's just my infection...." (so wrong)

From him:
"Is it always this dry?" or "Want some lube?"
"Did you have Tuna for lunch?"
"I love your belly! How many months are you?" (so wrong)

Is that my wife??

Who ate the corned beef?