I'm wondering if there are any proficient in chess playing or has knowledge of a sprinkler system?
Confused? Let me explain.
Ok, now that I've got your attention, no not those kind of games. I'm referring to queening or face sitting. Also, watersports.
I've lurked a bit and the pegging thread kind of intrigued me, so I wonder what other trouble I could get into, or possibly even moreso. Bonus points if the provider both plays chess and can work a sprinkler system.
Extra credit for the pegging as well...