Screening~Why are some of us screening nazis?

1) Ever had a gun aimed at your head?

2) Ever been raped?

3) Ever been held hostage?

4) Ever been outed?

5) Ever have a crazy ex?

6) Ever had a stalker?

7) Ever had family or an important real world job?

8) Ever had your kids taken away?

9) Ever known of a friend getting murdered?

10) Ever just say, " Damn, she is a mega bitch on the board. I bet she is worse in person?"

11) Ever been in session with someone who was a druggie or drunk?

12) Ever say to yourself, " All money is NOT good money?"

13) Ever thought that maybe we care about chemistry/compatibility as much or more than money?

14) Ever thought maybe she has a brain and is capable of seeing misogyny? Yeah, probably not, lol!

15) Ever thought maybe she values her time and wants to spend it with someone who is going to treat her with the same respect she would show you?

I am not saying these things have happened to me. These are just a few good reasons why some of us screen harder than others. Ijs

xoxo,

The Screening Nazi

The Screening Nazi Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Now you are just confusing me because I thought you were Sponge Bob Hookerpants (it brings a smile to my face everytime I write or say that). That is just mean.

11) Ever been in session with someone who was a druggie or drunk? Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

This is a bad thing? It was usually good for me, well more the latter than the former, especially when I'm in a session with myself!

12) Ever say to yourself, " All money is NOT good money?" Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

True dat.

13) Ever thought that maybe we care about chemistry/compatibility as much or more than money? Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Um, that's a trick question right and if I answer it truthfully it will get me in trouble with you? OTOH, maybe it is trouble with you that I want to get into.... hadn't thought of that. These conversations with myself while writing responses are so enlightening.

14) Ever thought maybe she has a brain and is capable of seeing misogyny? Yeah, probably not, lol! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Yeah, there ain't none here and I'm always looking for one with "maybe she has a brain and is capable" LOL

Thanks for the explication of a serious, but I figgered self explanatory issue. I can't wait for DD and Claire's comments on this (sugar tits) once she gets finished with the pain of the nipple piercings

Hooker Pants, Dawn of the Pus*sy Mafia, Screening Nazi... just semantics. Keep em' guessing right?

On another note, we are both in pain. I may be a screening Nazi, but apparently I can easily be talked into doing some really retarded things. Just ask Johnny errr Claire Knoxville. She played Johnny and I played Steve-O.

Hooker Pants, Dawn of the Pus*sy Mafia, Screening Nazi... just semantics. Keep em' guessing right?

On another note, we are both in pain. I may be a screening Nazi, but apparently I can easily be talked into doing some really retarded things. Just ask Johnny errr Claire Knoxville. She played Johnny and I played Steve-O. Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Sorry about the pain, though it would have been fun to watch I'm sure. You can usually avoid the pain by drinking a big glass of water with ibuprofen just before you sleep. Don't use Tylenol/acetaminophen when drinking ever because there is an unusual (low percentage) but deadly possible side effect. Eating something like menudo, or chicken soup, etc.. and lots of fluids the next morning helps if you can keep it down. I doubt I'm telling you anything you don't know, but following that is easier said than done. I think I have managed to avoid any really bad hangovers now for at least fifteen years - yay!

Yes, semantics, I was being silly, but I just can't get this vision of yellow hot pants made of sponge, perhaps crotchless, on your fabulous ass when I see or hear Sponge Bob Hookerpants. LOL

1) Ever had a gun aimed at your head?

2) Ever been raped? No but it got ugly a few times!

3) Ever been held hostage? Yes! (Little SL)

4) Ever been outed? YES! (5 times!)

5) Ever have a crazy ex? Trick question... they are ALL crazy!

6) Ever had a stalker? Yes! (Three!)

7) Ever had family or an important real world job? NO!

8) Ever had your kids taken away? Given away...not taken!

9) Ever known of a friend getting murdered? NO!

10) Ever just say, " Damn, she is a mega bitch on the board. I bet she is worse in person?" LOL HELL YES!

11) Ever been in session with someone who was a druggie or drunk? YES! Odds are 6/5 each time!

12) Ever say to yourself, " All money is NOT good money?" NO! But all PUSSY is not good pussy!

13) Ever thought that maybe we care about chemistry/compatibility as much or more than money? After I check out the tits and the reviews...NO!

14) Ever thought maybe she has a brain and is capable of seeing misogyny? Yeah, probably not, lol! She & Brain... oxymoron?

15) Ever thought maybe she values her time and wants to spend it with someone who is going to treat her with the same respect she would show you? Hell yes her time is valuable at $250 per hour?

I am not saying these things have happened to me. These are just a few good reasons why some of us screen harder than others. Ijs These days I do much more research before I agree to meet a provider.

xoxo,

The Screening Nazi Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Man Whore who won't just say YES!

Your reasons for being a screening Nazi are valid, but much like homeland security and the TSA occasionally someone is gonna slip through.

And people might not like the X-ray machine and choose to stay home.

1) Ever had a gun aimed at your head? No, but my father shot me while we were dove hunting Los Fresnos when I was 18, stung like hell getting hit with #8 bird shot from 50 yards away

2) Ever been raped? no, but I have felt like I was forced to have sex when I did not really want to

3) Ever been held hostage? No, you are going to have to kill me before I let anyone take me hostage...

4) Ever been outed? Outed no, but I have had 4 sorry ass Johns who I thought were my buddies throw me under the bus when their cunt rag wives found out they were cheating on them with Providers.. harassed for about a year...called me all kind of names.. well cunt rag wife, my life is none of your fuking business!!!! oh am I am still waiting for APD to come arrest me like you promised in 2010???

5) Ever have a crazy ex? is the any other type?

6) Ever had a stalker? would not say stalker but juts a girl who would not go away...

7) Ever had family or an important real world job? yes my job is important

8) Ever had your kids taken away? dont have any

9) Ever known of a friend getting murdered? yes

10) Ever just say, " Damn, she is a mega bitch on the board. I bet she is worse in person?": yes

11) Ever been in session with someone who was a druggie or drunk? yes, but I do not drink , however I enjoy the 420

12) Ever say to yourself, " All money is NOT good money?"; never

13) Ever thought that maybe we care about chemistry/compatibility as much or more than money? No

14) Ever thought maybe she has a brain and is capable of seeing misogyny? Yeah, probably not, lol! I would think you should already be prepared for this because the ALCU and NAACP are not members here and I do not think the EEOC is either..

15) Ever thought maybe she values her time and wants to spend it with someone who is going to treat her with the same respect she would show you? hell yes, I have bumped so many guys over the years due to the ladies liking me better than the other guy

Scarlet you are right on all accounts!!
Carry on!!

You could end up in a session with me . Who wants that. I might drink all your white russians.

Your reasons for being a screening Nazi are valid, but much like homeland security and the TSA occasionally someone is gonna slip through. Originally Posted by junkweed

I can answer yes to more then a few of those and while I didn't let those times jade me ...it did wake something in me and I refuse to let anyone one of those things to ever happen again..so for the 1% who could slip through I have safety plans a,b,c,d, all waiting

Include hiding booze from me? That might be important because after I drink all the white russians you would probably have a drunk punker talking bout the system speaking in poetry and looking for a guitar. But seriously you ladies need to screen thoroughly to keep you guys safe. If someone doesn't like it they should get their head examined.

Johnny

On another note, we are both in pain. I may be a screening Nazi, but apparently I can easily be talked into doing some really retarded things. Just ask Johnny errr Claire Knoxville. She played Johnny and I played Steve-O. Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Mmmmmm.... Johnny Knoxville....

I really can't believe she did it - especially after watching me do it (because I certainly wasn't a badass about it!). But goddam, her boobs look amazing now (as if they didn't before, right?!?).

Now on to the topic at hand. Newbies or guys without references - "I don't feel comfortable giving you that information." Ok, then I don't feel comfortable seeing you. Search me - do you see any posts about me outing anyone's personal information? Showing up at their home? Calling their boss? Nope. Now, can I say the same about you? If I have your info, I'll know that 1) you are who you say you are, and 2) you're going to behave.

Are these your new screening questions?
What happened to giving you the First Born?

Screening~Why are some of us screening nazis?

I definitely think you should screen nazis. In fact, if you know a caller is a nazi, you should probably screen nazis even more thoroughly than regular clients.