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A national profile of our favorite constitutional somethin-er-other.

ESCONDIDO, CA—Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.

"Our very way of life is under siege," said Mortensen, whose understanding of the Constitution derives not from a close reading of the document but from talk-show pundits, books by television personalities, and the limitless expanse of his own colorful imagination. "It's time for true Americans to stand up and protect the values that make us who we are."

I'm reporting you for outing me, Doofie!

BTW, you know that is "The Onion," don't you?

Absolutely perfect, Doove!

LMAO

You know COF is the Rove-backed American Crossroads spammer for SHMB's, didn't you? They leave no stone unturned and find easily persuaded Red Kool Aid drinkers here.

I'm still waiting for Rove to get those checks to me. I hope he's not upset that I called Bush a terrible President and a war criminal. He can be picky sometimes, though.

Anything to blend in with the stupids and keep the Teapublican hate fellowship strong!

I'm still waiting for Rove to get those checks to me. I hope he's not upset that I called Bush a terrible President and a war criminal. He can be picky sometimes, though. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

It's not widely known that Karl Rove's father, deceased, was an extremely eccentric homosexual. I mean extremely. He was supposedly very into body piercings in places most people would most want to avoid piercing.

In The Architect, a new book chronicling Karl Rove's life and conservative agenda, authors James Moore and Wayne Slater, reveal Rove's father, Louis Rove, was homosexual.
Louis Rove left his family during the 1969 Christmas holidays and moved to Los Angeles where he eventually "came out." According to Rove's father's best friend, an openly gay man named Joseph Koons, "Louie didn't hide the fact that he was gay. But he didn't play it up either." The Architect describes Louis Rove as a shy man, encumbered by his three hundred pound figure. To encourage Rove to socialize, Joseph Koons, invited him to join a retired gay men's group called the "Old Farts Club," jokingly referred to among the men as the "Rainbow Casket."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/0...a_n_28738.html

It's not widely known that Karl Rove's father, deceased, was an extremely eccentric homosexual. I mean extremely. He was supposedly very into body piercings in places most people would most want to avoid piercing. Originally Posted by joe bloe

And that has WHAT to do with Mortensen or the irrelevant shit COF posts?

I'm reporting you for outing me, Doofie!

BTW, you know that is "The Onion," don't you?

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

You dummie. I was hoping to trap Fast Gunn again.