Cristy recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
Home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio
Table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking
To him."You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
Insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes
Then said,"Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with
The insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
Ashes she said,"Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,
With the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,"Remember that
Blow job I promised you?"
"Here it comes."!!!!!