Raccons

Like many citizens, I've wondered and tried hard to understand why Pres. Trump has such a remarkable following. Then a friend sent me this raccoon story. It makes no
difference about your political leanings, this is just a good explanation of WHY...
If you really want to know how most people feel, and this applies to both democrats and republicans, read below. It says it all.----
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job. But there is this one guy and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump. Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; yes he's an egomaniac, but we don't care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed! We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.
This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; " AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED ". And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also not a politician, not a cowardly politician. And he says he'll fix it. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW.
You are welcome to pass this on. Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved. And the more people get this msg the more that will understand why Trump was elected. The raccoons have got to go!
I saw this and reposted this cause it makes perfect sense.

A lot of us who voted from Trump did care and do care about what the raccoon story says we don't care about. Unfortunately, there were too many raccoon exterminators to choose from so the one who could have done the job in the most professional manner couldn't quite fight his way through the crowd. In the end, we were left with a choice between someone who would get rid of the raccoons or someone who would kick us out of our home to let more raccoons in. Just because the choice was obvious between those two doesn't mean we don't care.

We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money .

WOW that's the truest thing I've seen in a very long time , It was the lesser of evils

Then why is the basement still full of raccoons? And they are spreading to the neighbors. Looks like you got played. Maybe you dont care who comes in your house but I do

Then why is the basement still full of raccoons? And they are spreading to the neighbors. Looks like you got played. Maybe you dont care who comes in your house but I do Originally Posted by themystic

I care who comes into my house, but I could give a shit how many go into Nancy Pelosi's multimillion dollar mansion.

I hope insects destroy her vineyards.

They still have that army of racoons at Baby Doll's Fort Worth? Man, it is scary walking out in that parking lot and 20-30 of them come walking up to you. Unbelievable.

I've typed the same thing as above at least several times in threads where it fit

and because trump is unconventional

and because people do want things done

and because congress is ineffectual and hobbled by rules and ideologies and filled with self serving asses

because congress doesn't really work (a repeat for the slow crowd)

and because he's given pelosi and shumer every opportunity

he should declare a national emergency for the wall and let the assholes sue america

Interesting analogy Tinman. I don't see it that way, though. It's too close to the same train of thought going through Germany during the rise of the Third Reich, and we all know how that shit ended. He's using the same tactics of fear mongering that Hitler used, except he used Jews instead of raccoons. Nah, that dog don't hunt.

Interesting analogy Tinman. I don't see it that way, though. It's too close to the same train of thought going through Germany during the rise of the Third Reich, and we all know how that shit ended. He's using the same tactics of fear mongering that Hitler used, except he used Jews instead of raccoons. Nah, that dog don't hunt. Originally Posted by Lapdog

You have no understanding of history if you cannot see that Trump is an isolationist favoring limited immigration of law abiding immigrants as he also seeks to preserve the status quo in America against an invasion by those -- criminals -- who openly violate U.S. laws and that Hitler was an imperialist seeking to conquer and create an empire ruling over or eliminating others in their foreign homelands.

You have no understanding of history if you cannot see that Trump is an isolationist favoring limited immigration of law abiding immigrants as he also seeks to preserve the status quo in America against an invasion by those -- criminals -- who openly violate U.S. laws and that Hitler was an imperialist seeking to conquer and create an empire ruling over or eliminating others in their foreign homelands. Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Trump is a coward IB. You might want to revisit Trumps visit with Putin in Helsinki. He disgraced America

Trump is a coward IB. You might want to revisit Trumps visit with Putin in Helsinki. He disgraced America Originally Posted by themystic

So you admit that you don't see Trump living through a WWI gas attack and then directing Panzer columns to invade the Soviet Union to creat an empire -- The Third Reich -- like the real Hitler did, right?

However, the real coward was Odumbo who couldn't hold a Red Line against Assad in Syria. But Odumbo was a real queen when it came to sucking the king's dick.

So you admit that you don't see Trump living through a WWI gas attack and then directing Panzer columns to invade the Soviet Union to creat an empire -- The Third Reich -- like the real Hitler did, right?

However, the real coward was Odumbo who couldn't hold a Red Line against Assad in Syria. But Odumbo was a real queen when it came to sucking the king's dick. Originally Posted by I B Hankering

I admit Trump is no Hitler. But I also know what I saw in Helsinki. I saw a coward back Putin instead of his own country. Im not going to waste my time providing a link. It would make me vomit

I admit Trump is no Hitler. But I also know what I saw in Helsinki. I saw a coward back Putin instead of his own country. Im not going to waste my time providing a link. It would make me vomit Originally Posted by themystic

You saw what you wanted to see in Helsinki to clear your mind of the image of Odumbo sucking the king's dick. Trump ain't Hitler, and he ain't Russian, but Odumbo is a Muslim dick sucker who couldn't hold a red line in Syria.

You saw what you wanted to see in Helsinki to clear your mind of the image of Odumbo sucking the king's dick. Trump ain't Hitler, and he ain't Russian, but Odumbo is a Muslim dick sucker who couldn't hold a red line in Syria. Originally Posted by I B Hankering

I did see what I saw in Helsinki. I wasn't alone in that

Trump just gave Syria to Russia. What kind of dick sucker does that make Trump? 80% of Syrians are Muslims

I did see what I saw in Helsinki. I wasn't alone in that

Trump just gave Syria to Russia. What kind of dick sucker does that make Trump? 80% of Syrians are Muslims Originally Posted by themystic

Trump is not Hitler, and Trump is not a dick sucker. Odumbo's the down-on-his-hands-and-knees dick sucker. Everybody in the world saw Odumbo go in on the king for a low-blow. That has to be a searing memory for lib-retards that haunts them and distorts their view of the world as it really is. Trump is Making America Great Again by draining the swamp. You'll like his new AG and his next nominee for the Supreme Court when RBG kicks the bucket.