plastic mans ...war story

yer ...plastic man ...was in saigon withs his ...buddies ans they were alls havin somes ...cokes ats a pizzeria in the little ...italy district whens this guy comes ...ups an says heys anyone wants ...a shine?

...nobody says ...yes so ...plastic man ...says sure ...plastic man ...needs a shine so ...plastic man ...puts his boot ups ons the shine ...box ans the box musta beens ...wired cause it done blows ...ups the whole fucking pizzeria

...so yer ...plastic man ...gets ups ans theres blood all overs an ones a ...plastic mans ...buddies says ...plastic man ...ya cants walk cause yer legs dones ...been ...blown offs!

...an thats how ...plastic man ...became the worlds ...first bionic man

It's nice to finally hear the back story....
And thank you for your service.

all 3 legs????

all 3 legs???? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

his legs (all of them) are plastic aren't they?


BAAHHHAAAA

no

...they bionic plastic!