Someone break me in? - ECCIE Worldwide

I've been a lurker on this site for long enough. I want to step up from amps to providers, but I've never been with one, and don't know much. The one provider I was REALLY interested in isn't as interested in showing me the ropes, so I'm looking for someone from the Waco area with a discreet incall, and who is willing to see a newbie. I have around $.25 to spend. Is there anybody out there?