Four Religous Beliefs!

During these serious times, people of all faiths should
remember these four religious tenets:


1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

So the moral of our story is ...

I dated a Baptist girl once. She said we couldn't have sex standing up, because it could lead to dancing.