Why do Republicans have such small balls?

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Not very many of 'em know how to dance
  • Tiny
  • 10-10-2020, 07:46 PM
Not very many of 'em know how to dance Originally Posted by matchingmole
Matchingmole, respectfully, exactly how do you know they have small balls? For example, I know that radical left women have slightly larger breasts than average, are less likely to shave under their arms, and are much easier and better lays than your average Republican housewife.

But I have no idea whether Democrats have big balls or small balls. It seems to me that a person would have to really be up close and personal with a lot of scrotums to know that.

Perhaps that's an observation of Mrs. Mole from her time dating before matrimony? If so, you're a lucky man. I bet she can suck the chrome from a trailer hitch.
the_real_Barleycorn's Avatar
Let's compare...Melania and Hillary. So you're saying Bill Clinton has bigger balls because he married that as opposed to Melania. Remember, Trump was a democrat when he bagged the hot chick. So did his balls shrink?
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https://youtu.be/46kITUBTZg8
Matchingmole, respectfully, exactly how do you know they have small balls? For example, I know that radical left women have slightly larger breasts than average, are less likely to shave under their arms, and are much easier and better lays than your average Republican housewife.

But I have no idea whether Democrats have big balls or small balls. It seems to me that a person would have to really be up close and personal with a lot of scrotums to know that.

Perhaps that's an observation of Mrs. Mole from her time dating before matrimony? If so, you're a lucky man. I bet she can suck the chrome from a trailer hitch. Originally Posted by Tiny


https://youtu.be/46kITUBTZg8
  • Tiny
  • 10-10-2020, 08:22 PM
https://youtu.be/46kITUBTZg8



https://youtu.be/46kITUBTZg8 Originally Posted by matchingmole
Man! That's truly bad! I saw two that knew how to dance.
matchingmole's Avatar
Let's compare...Melania and Hillary. So you're saying Bill Clinton has bigger balls because he married that as opposed to Melania. Remember, Trump was a democrat when he bagged the hot chick. So did his balls shrink? Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn



Dunno....what does testicle size have to do with this thread?
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spam thread
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No balls at all
No balls at all
She married a man who had
No balls at all
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
Dunno....what does testicle size have to do with this thread? Originally Posted by matchingmole

you started this thread!!! and you don't fucking know???? lol!


stop wasting everyones bandwidth.
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you started this thread!!! and you don't fucking know???? lol!


stop wasting everyones bandwidth. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm



I know that you don't know
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  • oeb11
  • 10-11-2020, 08:11 PM
the 'M' GHroup of DPST posters seems to hve a complex fixation in dealing with the Republican male gentialia, and posts wildly speculative 'opinions' thereof.

I wonder why - what experience gives this group its' special urologic expertise????
Perhaps 9500 and his pretty Che' pics can enlighten those who don't already understand what a battle it is for such a group to 'come out of the closet".
A shame - self-acceptance and professional help has made many lives much better in such circumstances.
matchingmole's Avatar
The Trumptards on here seem to have many problems with English and word definitions.


They are as smart as their "Belle of the ball"


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