Ever make a really bad slip? Particularly with a provider/hobbyist? Or say something out of context from the conversation? I was with one provider and we were talking about vacations when I (WTF?) said "I've never been to Greece before." She said "Oh, it's wonderful" and I slid my finger along her ass. A little jump from her. Different Greece.
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You know, something like that. Another was "let's get the cover off" I meant the blanket. She freaked out.
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