More bad news....

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Passengers are advised to let 'er rip on aircraft:

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2013/0...light-healthy/

As if the passengers weren't already offensive enough. Now, there is doctor-recommended flatulence.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Pull my finger!
Pull my finger! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
But not during take-offs and landings.

The captain will let you know when you are free to poot.
Fast Gunn's Avatar
What? A woman's fart smells worse than a man's?

Damn! How can that be?

I thought the odor would be proportional to body mass and not to gender!

. . . Must science destroy all of my illusions!
jbravo_123's Avatar
That's what the air vents overhead are for - to blow it away from you to your neighbors.
TheDaliLama's Avatar
What? A woman's fart smells worse than a man's?

Damn! How can that be?

I thought the odor would be proportional to body mass and not to gender!

. . . Must science destroy all of my illusions!


 Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

It's called a rag fart.

It's what movie theaters smell like.
joe bloe's Avatar
It's called a rag fart.

It's what movie theaters smell like. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
I hesitate to ask, but how do you know what movie theaters smell like?
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  • 02-20-2013, 06:54 PM
I hesitate to ask, but how do you know what movie theaters smell like? Originally Posted by joe bloe
Maybe he has been to a movie
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Maybe he has been to a movie Originally Posted by WTF
I take it you're in the habit of sniffing movie seats. Do you show up early so you don't an audience for your fetish or do enjoy having other people watch?
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
This had to have been a study funded by a government grant. Can you imagine being the research assistant in charge of comparing farts between men and women?

Can you imagine being the research assistant in charge of comparing StupidOldLyingFarts? Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
No charge!
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Wow! How creative, BTLD! Put me in my place, you did! Who could argue with your stunning logic, and reasoning. Yep, nothing like it seen before.

Where do you come up with all these clever and creative responses? Oh, I see.
Wow! How creative Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
It's all in a days work. No charge!
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