A Typical Day in the Life of......

Bored this morning, realize most won't wish to play or don't have time, however, it might be interesting to see if some gents imagine what a typical day in the life of a provider must be like. Make a list of things you believe she might tackle, or write a descriptive scenario of one lady's typical day. Funny, serious, sarcastic, short, or very descriptive. It's all good.....

Bored this morning, realize most won't wish to play or don't have time, however, it might be interesting to see if some gents imagine what a typical day in the life of a provider must be like. Make a list of things you believe she might tackle, or write a descriptive scenario of one lady's typical day. Funny, serious, sarcastic, short, or very descriptive. It's all good..... Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Sure, Max, I'll give it a try.

06:00 Wake up, make coffee, drink coffee, wait for coffee to pry eyelids open. (So far, provider's day and client's day are running in parallel.)

06:20 Put in that first load of laundry.

06:30 Start trying to wake the kids up. Prepare some breakfast for them. Maybe even a little breakfast for herself ... or at least some more coffee.

06:45 Continue trying to get the kids out of bed. Check email. Yeah, there's a shitload of it. Have to get started on it soon.

07:00 Urge the kids to get dressed for school. (Must be late August by now, if there's school.) Inspect the results of their efforts and send them back to correct as necessary.

07:15 Must be time to put that first load in the dryer.

07:30 Come on, kids, get finished with your breakfast. The bus will be here before long. You've gotta get your teeth brushed. You've gotta find your book bag. Everybody got their lunch money?

07:40 Pull some of that stuff out of the dryer and get it hung up before it wrinkles. Put the sheets and towels back in to finish drying.

08:00 No putting it off any longer. Sit back down with the laptop and start going through the email. Gee, the first one's got a photo attached. Gee, it's his dick. How original. How wonderful. Yeah, not answering that one.

08:05 Reply to next email. So disappointed, Mr. Monger, that you won't give up any information at all for screening. Yes, I'm sure you had a wonderful time two and a half years ago with Miss SeXXXXXy StaXXXXX from backpage, no contact information, but that isn't really a reference. No, we don't all know one another.

08:07 Another reply. No, not running any specials today. Yes, I'm sure $10 for a two-minute Super BNG which OF COURSE you won't overstay by even 15 seconds is highly reasonable, but include me out, okay?

[Rest of email business omitted because I'm sure it's even more vile than I can imagine ... and I can imagine some pretty vile stuff, too.]

[Plenty of other keyboard business omitted here, too, since I really have no idea about what it's like to make appointments for your hairdresser, your aesthetician, your mani-pedi, etc. ..,. also your website maintenance, writing ad posts, and so on.]

12 noon: skip lunch because you have an incall client booked for two hours at 1 pm. Time to head for the incall and get ready. First, text client. Give directions to a major intersection a few blocks from the incall. I'll be there, texts client.

12:45. At incall, face and lingerie on, everything neat and tidy, text client. No response.

12:55 Text client again. No response.

1:00 Text client again. No response.

1:15 No call, no show. No money. Shit.

1:20 Check your email again. Yeah, there's more. Lots more. Answer the first one: no, sir, I'm not sending you any naked pictures of me for your convenience in polishing your carrot. Sorry.

Well, Max, we're only halfway through the day, and I'm already tired and depressed. I'm going to have to let you finish this one.

The maid wakes me with a cup of freshly brewed jasmine tea. And she fluffs my high end down filled pillows.

Then, it's time for a quick shower and my morning massage. Only men with the strongest of *cough* abilities are allowed to touch my sensually desired shoulders.

Afterwards, I catch up with e-mails from admirers. It's a rare day that I have to deal with vulgarity.

Then, golly. I have to walk to the mailbox to get my fan mail because my little subbie is fixing me lunch before I go out to my job of PURE SEDUCTION. My tender, and manicured, toes and feet can barely stand the heat.

Such travails that I have to endure!!!

...... I cannot share anymore of my fabulous life. To do so would put me under too much scrutiny from those that would lean towards jealousy.

Honestly, though, my daily life is shockingly mundane.

On many days, the highlight of my 24 hours is going to the grocery store to get a treat of Skittles.

I love me some Skittles. (It's a shameful secret. Now, you know!)

Elisabeth

I think James has pretty much nailed it! So far!

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I love me some Skittles. (It's a shameful secret. Now, you know!)

Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Ah, now I know what to bring you next time!

Ah, now I know what to bring you next time! Originally Posted by James1588

No. Please don't!

I'm trying to break my Skittle habit. Heck, I might have to 12 Step it!

I think James has pretty much nailed it! So far! Originally Posted by Nicolet

He's learned a lot in his short time involved with the Demimonde.

And I agree. What he wrote is more in line with a regular type of day.

GREAT topic, Max. I'm smiling.

Sincerely,
Elisabeth

He's learned a lot in his short time involved with the Demimonde.

And I agree. What he wrote is more in line with a regular type of day.

GREAT topic, Max. I'm smiling.

Sincerely,
Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Thanks Elisabeth,

I was going to offer a beginning scenario with a couple of different aged women, and different circumstances, but I wanted to see if any gent had a clue and would share, with no help from me. I'm positive there are other gents who could provide similar, maybe different details, but at least a descriptive scenario. I even expected the sarcastic, women haters, and/or funny guy, one liner kinda thing. I guess everyone is having a busy day, but it would be kewl to know what they think or even if they think about it.

Thanks James! Gotta love a gent who pays attention and doesn't spend his whole day fantasizing that we lay in bed with our legs wide open from the time we awaken until the time we drop in the evening. I'm sure some ladies do just that, gents. I sure don't wanna ruin anyone's fantasy of such. LOL

It's kinda sexy to have a gent behave in certain manners, and I realize it must be a kind of dreadful feeling in the tummy thing, which may or may not require giving yourself a pep talk before seeing some of these guys. Knowing you have to encounter someone who has shown to be, much different in their attitude toward the fairer of the sexes.

So, again thanks so much for taking the time, hon.

To be honest, I have pretty much had the day you just described..... minus younger children, and the guy showed, but......

This guy has been contacting me for approx 6 months and I have told him each time, not without screening. He stated we had seen each other before, but I don't keep records and couldn't remember him, so he had to be screened again. Anyone could contact me and say they had seen me a year ago, but it doesn't mean I remember them or would see them without screening. He finally gives me screening info, and managed to pass as safe, even if a pushy sorta gent with wanting the "right now" appointment. He contacted me several times wanting just that, even though I explained that I am not that kinda provider. He finally gave me some notice and I was able to schedule. Then he canceled. He contacted me this morning. I explained that if he were to cancel again he shouldn't bother with another attempt.

He arrived 20 minutes early and acted as if that was perfectly ok. I had him wait, as I was taking care of last minute details. He got to the door and had the nerve to tell me he didn't recognize me or even realize I was a mature provider, or even the lady he thought I was, who was much younger. So I asked where he got my email info, and he replied ECCIE. Now, it may have been possible he saw this other woman, as there was a provider on a BP for a while who used the name Max and actually had my profile with her pics pasted on another escort site, and we do have similar body types and she is in her 20's. However, he should have done his homework/research and actually read my profile.

Anywho, the day has been a cluster for me for sure. Now, I gotta make a report about, yet another guy who doesn't do his research, will hound a lady for last minute appointments, may show up early, may cancel, and may walk out after all that, because he doesn't research, and he never even offered anything but a "sorry" for my time. I'll do this so another lady can make an informed decision about whether she needs the biz and is willing to put up with as much as I did. I really don't put up with much nonsense, but since not being able to work because of the ribs, etc..., I gave him a second shot.

Sunday, I had an opportunity to see, what I believe, is a very nice gent, but I had to deal with providers who didn't want to give refs, for whatever their individual reasons were. No worries, I understand. A little prompting from the gent Monday morning, and lo and behold, I immediately got what I asked for, So, these days, it is very hit and miss for me....LOL

Today was my own fault really, because this is not the sort of individual I normally see. It's uncomfortable to have guys be pushy and not allow time for screening. However, he finally went along with what I needed in order to see him, so I tried.

That's two appointments this week that I have spent quite a lot of time on and nothing for my efforts just yet. I am grateful for my potential new friend, who is not an impatient or misinformed gent and still would like to schedule, despite the delays. And these two attempts, are only the ones I mention. sigh

Interesting indeed. I had no idea that providers lived such normal lives. Always figured that they were in a private residential area, complete with guards and $100,000 Bentleys in the driveway. It is kinda nice to hear that we are all in the same boat, go shopping for groceries, do our own laundry

Interesting indeed. I had no idea that providers lived such normal lives. Always figured that they were in a private residential area, complete with guards and $100,000 Bentleys in the driveway. It is kinda nice to hear that we are all in the same boat, go shopping for groceries, do our own laundry Originally Posted by sancholo123

LOL, and there's the sarcastic one. Thanks!

Ya know, by some of the statements that are made with a somewhat jealous or maybe it's an envious undertone, I believe this is exactly what some think. Some do better than others, but not many get to that point, if any at all.

It has been, is now, and always should be, a fun occupation for any lady. Not sure why everyone wants to make it more difficult than it has to be.