Purchasing or Leasing- which is better?
Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..
We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of oolish men and cunning women.
Purchasing
The math’s on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.
This is Heather...
Leasing
On the other hand,
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker,Kristen,
Charged $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen...look then move on below...below the picture dummy...
So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,
He would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
This represents a $41.7 million saving for Eliot.
What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of thisLeasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs (ok, unnecessary but true) Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
What does Heather think about this Purchase vs Lease conundrum?...
NOW, Where would you rather be?...
SometimesLeasingjust makesmore sense.
THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....IF IT FLYS, FUCKS, OR FLOATS.........…. RENT IT!!!!
