Lifes most embarassing moment...What's yours?

I was asked this question not long ago...and came up with the most embarassing thing that i could think of....What's yours?

Government class..a senior in high school. I pass out at my desk. (probably explains why im not too political)...but..I was awoken by the harsh and loud sound of someone farting. As i have my head on my desk I come to the realization of...OMG..it was ME!!..it must have been the loudest most aweful sound. So...with me being so cool....lol...i sleepishly raise my head as to wake up...and wonder what is going on...knowing that everyone was watching me.. The teacher was hushing everones giggles, when the guy sitting next to me broke out into song..."somebody farted..whooa"...Thought i would die....

Now its ur turn..

Most of my embarassing moments involve large amounts of alcohol and happened in high school or college.

Just one: A bunch of us were at the state fair, extremely drunk, and went to one of those horrible carnival strip shows (do they have those any more?). We sat in the front row. A very unattractive stripper came out and I started to projectile vomit all over myself and in the space between me and the stage! Everybody in the tent looked at me in horror, but the show went on and they didn't kick me out. I did get some very hateful glares from the stripper, though!

Mine took place with a client. I was scrolling through past entries and found this. My friend and I were doing a threesome with a client and we just happened to make the fatal mistake of eating Mexican food before our client came over. We had so much gas hissing out we had to turn on some fans and everything, and he kept wondering why we had to keep constantly moving around the bed so he wouldn't get a whiff. It was hilarious and yet I was like let us NEVER go to Pedro's again an hour before meeting a client.

I was in Mexico and the Mexican police pulled me over,
I became a bribe paying little bitch. Better than a
Mexican prison though.

Omg my most embarrassing was a yr or two back when I was dating (never dreamed of escorting at that time) my boyfriend love giving me big O's. Nd I'm enjoying and squirting. ladies u know it's like pushing out a baby .... Wrong push nd I pooted in his face. I SAY POOTED cuz that's cuter like a baby poot. Lol he acted like it was normal, being that he didn't stop I assumed he thought I Queved.... I'm like OMG
So after we finish no I'm making dinner he asks me did I fart on him???

Lmaorotfl. I couldn't lie....

I was in Mexico and the Mexican police pulled me over,
I became a bribe paying little bitch. Better than a
Mexican prison though. Originally Posted by bojulay

Yeah at least you weren't SOMEBODY'S BITCH in the prison!!!!

I"m almost too embarred to mention but I once sharted while working and had to go home and change

Every time I pull down my pants I am embarrassed.

I once posted my most embarrassing moment in a public forum.....HEY!! Wait a minute....you almost tricked me again!!

My first tournement........I was in karate and 12 yrs old at the time. It was a big event about a thousand people. This also was the first time I used a cup (male protection). I didn't know how to put it on and was too embrassed to ask anyone....so I didn't use the jock strap to hold it in place....I just put it in my underwear. The kid I was put against was taller than me and the first time I threw a round house upwards the cup came flying out. It hit an old lady, that was sitting on the bleachers, in the head. She fell backwards and it landed in this young teenager's lap (she was HOT). She screamed and couldn't move. I ran over and asked if I could get it back, because I was gona need it to compete. She replied just "Take it". She was wearing a flower dress her mother made her I found out later. It had lace on it and my cup was tangled in the lace on her dress. I took about 15 minutes and 5 women to get it out. When I did get it I ran to the bathroom and cried. I didn't come out until they were presenting awards. I got an award for best use of defense.........lol

I still have the plack...my sensai had put on it presented to "Cupper". Over the years he would bring it up at the most unusual times......like when I got my black belt, He told everyone that I was his most accomplished student considering I use to throw cups around...then he told the story....or when I introduced him to my first girl friend. He told me not to cupper her...then he told her the story....it stuck with me forever.......

But I've had all the jokes anyone can think of thrown at me over this one.....it's like old news for me,,,,,,but everyone else seems to laugh to no end.....