Donald Trump Is Reading His Teleprompter Like It's a Green Eggs and Ham Book

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Sistine Chapel's Avatar


retarded fucker. He's slower than a muthafucker...at least make it look like you're not reading que cards Trumpie. He keeps looking at the teleprompter and squinting his eyes making it obvious. This guy is so goddam useless it's pitiful.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Was there anything more awe-inspiring than the way he read his identical endorsements of Ryan, McCain and Ayotte?

Word. After. Word. After. Word.

ALBATROSS! ALBATROSS!
Just the opposite of Obama, who is smooth while using a teleprompter but a stuttering idiot when he has to come up with words on his own.
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
You saw a very different press conference that I did. Of course, there was no Hillary press conference today or probably any other day so she can explain how all of her bad decisions should be rewarded with a promotion.
R.M.'s Avatar
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  • 08-15-2016, 03:35 PM
But not as slow as the OP.
LexusLover's Avatar
But not as slow as the OP. Originally Posted by R.M.
Did the mention of breakfast awaken your senses?
Sistine Chapel's Avatar
^ I smell bacon in this muthafucker . lol
LexusLover's Avatar
^ I smell bacon in this muthafucker . lol Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
That's your upper lip stinking from kissing too many swine asses.
Sistine Chapel's Avatar
That's your upper lip stinking from kissing too many swine asses. Originally Posted by LexusLover

naah I don't eat the swine. My black muslim brothers got my back
I B Hankering's Avatar
naah I don't eat the swine. My black muslim brothers got my back Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
Yeah, Sissy Chap, everyone knows U B bottom boy in butt fucking scenarios with your Muslim bros.

LexusLover's Avatar
naah I don't eat the swine. My black muslim brothers got my back Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
I didn't say you ate swine assess ...

.... I said ... "from kissing too many swine asses"!

Quit trying to deflect from the truth.
Sistine Chapel's Avatar
^ yawn. u and I B Stanking bore me. Be creative or keep your trap shut. lol
I B Hankering's Avatar
I B Stanking Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

That's what your boyfriends say about you, Sissy Chap.
TheDaliLama's Avatar
Hillary is cued to "sigh" but reads it out loud instead..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_J1yRCLS2A

TFF!
I hope asshole help the american people.
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