If I could build the perfect whore.........
She'd be 24 years old, 5'1, 95 lbs., long straight dark hair, 1/2 Korean, 1/2 Vietnamese, tan, firm C-cups with pencil eraser nipples, tiny waist, perky bubble rock hard ass, and undamaged vag that's completely odorless and tastes like drinking from a bottle of VOSS water, no STDs, strong thighs, one classy tattoo at the back of her neck, 10/10 in the TCB/IOP/BCD/GFE department.
How does that "ideal woman" compare to the typical south Texas whore.......
She says that she's 24 when she's actually 34, 5'5, 145 lbs., gross hair, various nationality combinations, flubbery B-cups with gross nipples, flubbery waist from producing too many "you-know-whats", overly fat asses, fat thighs that rub against each other when they walk, an abundance of stupid tattoos done by shitty artists (but who doesn't want a chick with Hello Kitty tattooed on her tits for the rest of her life?), has HPV and/or herpes, TCB = sends 1 intelligible text every 4 hours and then counts the $$$ right in front of you before starting, BCD = upselling & clock watching & cutting sessions short, IOP = dragon breath & failed sniff tests & checking her messages, and GFE = awww fuck it....... "Just gimme my $250 for a 10 minute hand job. No talking and don't look me in the eye."
If you could build your perfect whore,,, how would you do it ?
Oh,,, and if anyone responds to this,,, there are some rules I'd like to put in play......
1. AAG - a woman can only have 1 asshole.
2. MOD Comments are not welcome on my threads.