Womans Perfect Breakfast

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A manwalks into a pharmacyand wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices himand asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking fora box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him downthe correct aisle.
A few minutes later,he depositsa huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see,it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a cartonof cigarettes, andshe came backwith a tin of tobacco
and somerollingpapers; causeit's sooo-ooo--oo-ooomuch cheaper.
So, I figureif I have to roll my own.......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is theone on themilk carton!)

Now that's MY kind of breakfast!

I'd take that over a bagel, any day of the week.

The happiest day in my life would be the one when I saw my picture on the milk carton!

The happiest day in my life would be the one when I saw my picture on the milk carton! Originally Posted by giteneny

i would come search for you Git

<blushing> thank you, my dear...but today, just grab a shovel and start back-filling on top of me...head-cold, aches, sinus-infection...yuuck.

<blushing> thank you, my dear...but today, just grab a shovel and start back-filling on top of me...head-cold, aches, sinus-infection...yuuck. Originally Posted by giteneny

ugggg no fun for sure !! sending you get well wishes & hope your feeling better soon!