Anybody Else Not Know Your Age or How Tall You Are?

chairspud's Avatar
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1630032

Guess a new kind of "Hooker Math"?
4funn's Avatar
  • 4funn
  • 02-09-2016, 12:31 AM
Lol!!.. She gets younger and shorter by the minute!!..
Iron Butterfly's Avatar
Like a blow up doll, you got to pump it up, she gets younger and taller the more you pump

IB
wtfyourfired's Avatar
Maybe she's got Benjamin Button disease and we should just wait it out until she's what were looking for lmao
ck1942's Avatar
Heck, I just saw a profile elsewhere in which age was 23 and in two separate ads 22 and 24.

smh
I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume she has different rates as well.
Stewie griffen's Avatar
The younger she gets the higher the price
dodger's Avatar
only seems reasonable there would be provider height, provider pounds, etc ...

as regards this lady ... seems cute ... regardless of height and age ... but ... ck's comment is the thing that bothers me ... because i'm inclined to agree


maybe we need a "provider department of weights and measures" ... just glad johns are not held to a similar standard
Jack$lit's Avatar
I don't see the problem, We're all 29 eventually , hell if I'm able to pop twice I bounce back to 25 for 5 mins until I have to stand up again.