How long did you think it would take for Perry's REAL record to come up?

It's only just beginning, folks.

Here's the first of what you can bet will be a CHITLOAD of PolitiFact reports on Rick (Governor Jizzhair) Perry.

Check it out. Some of what he says is true. But he's a real spinner....not to mention capable of throating a bigger corndog than Michele Bachmann. Hope her hubby doesn't see that photo.

Relevant?

That gives YIN AND YANG a completely new meaning!

FUCKING AWESOME MAN!

NOT TO BE OUTDONE!

Well at least the folks above leave a few bites for someone else, this guy leaves no meat on the bone for anyone else...



looks like his mouth opens up pretty wide as well, garbage in, garbage out

OK, achi, I'm digging the hotdogs and the frog's legs.

But where are the big dicks?

Say what you want, the dick-swallowing demographic will probably have to go with the Bachmann's and Perry.



BTW -- Perry's been known to eat a dick or two. LOOK INTO YOUR HEART, KOSHER. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! Most of those evil GOP mofos who denounce gays are closet cocksuckers. That also is a truth-hood.

Transcend the categorizations and the GOP might have a chance to win.

Unfortunately, if it deals with guns, gays or Geezus, the GOP loyal gets all fucking stupid. That's why Obama will score a landslide victory next year.

Where did you get that pic of Obama for your avatar?

I think we've struck oil, folks!

He got called on his lie about creationism in Texas schools today.

All right, fess up, which of you hardlegs put the ad in the Chronicle?

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/w...ack/index.html

The real gold mine is the voice mail that the guy left for people.

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/w..._voicemail.wav

"As someone who patronizes strip clubs and hookers, I'm really mad that Rick Perry is taking all the good strippers and hookers."