Lost and Found

My hobby phone has served me faithfully for many years. It is a basic, reliable, no-frills, non-smart phone that only costs me $10 a year to maintain service for me to use exclusively for one purpose.

It was therefore a little traumatic for me to suddenly realize that it was no longer with me two days ago after seeing a favorite lady and running some errands. My best hope was that it felt out of my pocket in the lady's long-term-lease incall. So I emailed her, knowing that she does not check her email all the time. After not hearing from her for two anxious days, I was almost resigned to having to get a new phone when I suddenly received her email with the welcoming words, "I believe I have something that belongs to you." Within a short while, I was able to retrieve it from her - with much gratitude.

This is only the third "accident" I can remember in all these years of hobbying. In the first incident, I forgot to leave the envelope and the kind lady insisted that I waited until the next visit to make it up with her. In the second incident, I forgot to bring my cell phone, and had a hard time using the unfriendly pay phone in the hotel to call the touring lady's out-of-state phone to get her room number.

I once left an incall and realized a bulge was missing from my pants...

ya! a happy end. you got you're phone back. Tuesday I had to stop to see a provider on the way to work. She called earlier in the day. Hay dumb ass, you left your watch here.

My current hobby phone repleace my last one after 5 years service. Its last year it also had a mishap. She took a piss, then I took one. Then the phone went for a swim before I flushed. Her hair dryer got it working again. But the screen had problems after that. mmmmmm then the screen died when I went to make a call from the same bathroom. Anyone want a used phone. still makes and takes calls.

I once left an incall and realized a bulge was missing from my pants... Originally Posted by JONBALLS

you left spear pair of socks at her place that ya keep in your undies ????


edit: mmmm I may end up paying for that one

I also left a grenade once..she texted and said she set it on the doorstep and I went back oand got it

There is one great lay that has my wrist watch.

mmmmmm now I wonder if I got my watch and not lostforkate's watch. No problem you can have mine.

I left mine at Kate's. If you lost yours there. Where do ya want me to start looking for another watch.

watch swapping? can you say the 5 times fast, comes out swatch whopping.
I guess it just next natural step after escort swapping,

I also left a grenade once..she texted and said she set it on the doorstep and I went back oand got it Originally Posted by JONBALLS

Must not have been your when you're old live in. She would have pulled the pin for ya. only one way out of a deal like that ya know.


looking closer. ya I got my watch darn it. cheap timex and about do for a new battery. will keep a eye out for your watch. swatch whopping
you'll get yours back if I find it. I just better not find it in the ice cream.

Someone once forgot their phone AND insulin pump. I had no other way of getting a hold of him because he left the sites and well an insulin pump is super important. I panicked and threw my hair up in a bun and jumped into my dirty gym yoga pants with my jacket over my corset and ran down to the lobby to return both. I literally caught him the sec he walked out the door.
Now I always say "Wallet, keys, phone, watch?" when someone is about to leave.

"Now I always say "Wallet, keys, phone, watch?" when someone is about to leave."
but part of the fun is having to go back.

I think Jack just wanted to make another appointment, and the phone was just a good excuse to head over. (glad to read you got your phone back)



I must not get out often enough... I have yet to have the fun of having to go back because I "forgot" something.

Originally Posted by GP

GP is locked into a long term contract with his provider!
(Oh, were not trying to caption the photo?- my bad)