A guy calls an escort for the first time they set up the date and they go into the bedroom.
As they are undressing the girl notices a rash all over the guys feet and she freaks out. The client replies "Its toe-leosis the doctor says don't worry its not contagious and gave me a ointment for it"
The guy then pulls his pants down to reveal a rash all over his knees, the girl again freaks out to this the guy says "Its the knee-sles the doc said it wasn't contagious either and gave me a cream for it"
Finally the girl pulls off his underwear and replies "I suppose you have a case of the Small-cox"
- ledge12
- 11-12-2010, 07:36 PM
- tia travels
- 11-12-2010, 08:48 PM
hahaha...he asked for it! LOL
- macksback
- 11-13-2010, 04:38 PM
lol
- eccietime
- 11-14-2010, 11:10 PM
LMAO, a wonder she didn't say, "who do you expect to satisfy with that little thing!!! and HE SAYs ME!!!
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