AMP definitions

Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Having been around awhile, I believe I have the AMP definition of a few words:

1. "Grand Opening" - the first three years of the AMP's existence. (Average AMP life equals about 2 years)

2. "Pretty, gorgeous, beautiful" - not ugly

3. "Young" - less than 50

4. "New girl" - she hasn't worked here

5. "On vacation" - we hope she will return since you asked about her and we would like you to return and try someone else

6. "You have a big dick" - you aren't female

7. "You are handsome man" - you seem like a nice guy

8. " I like you" - thank you for treating me nicely

9. "You come back and see me" - if you come back, ask for me!

10. "I so horny" - let's get going, mister
roaringfork's Avatar
11. "You should have a girlfriend!" - as long as it isn't me